About Me

EmperorNorton is a captivating, intoxicating individual. Around EmperorNorton, birds suddenly appear, and choruses of angels sing hymns to EmperorNorton's bonny face. This is all that EmperorNorton wants you to know about him. Go screw, the birds and angels are.

age: 31 (Jun 27, 1980)

MEMBER SINCE: July 2005

occupation: Teacher, Rampant Discordian, Undercover Weirdogoth, Brewer Extraordinaire, Yeast Side Boy

gets me hot: Beautiful eyes and a firm personality.

makes me happy: Scottish ale yeast, new high-alpha American hops, idle laziness

crush: My Karikins!

sign: Cancer

stats: 1 goal, 2 PIM, 0 assists -50 or so (B-Squad!)