Member: Elwood417

Elwood417 knows how many licks to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop!

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Member: Elwood417
Member: Elwood417
Member: Elwood417
 

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books:

  1. The Lord of the Rings
  2. Gates of Fire
  3. Blackhawk Down
  4. The Dirt
  5. The Count of Monte Cristo
  6. His Dark Materials
  7. Starship Troopers
  8. Chronicles of Narnia
  9. Survivor
  10. Fight Club
 

into: I fully support attention craving cam-whores.

not into: Whiney people.

makes me happy: Orgasms, sombreros, headbutting, and motorcycles.

makes me sad: dead puppies

hobbies: Being awesome.

5 things i can't live without: iPod, bike, body armor, air, and sunlight

vices: I may have a combat fetish.

thoughts on sg: I love it

i spend most of my free time: Painting or sculpting little models for Warhammer.

 

occupation: Disposable lighter repairman

current crush: Oh so many, so many.

stats: 100%

body mods: All natural mods: crescent moon birthmark on my shoulder, and assorted scars.

heroes: Maddox, for going the distance.

gets me hot: Fishnets, nerd girls, heels, brunettes, and the sun.

favorite position: Froggy Style

fantasy: Getting caught fucking Sarah Palin behind the curtain of the Republican National convention.

sign: Libra

most humbling moment: Birth.

i lost my virginity: While my parents backs were turned.

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along

MY KINK FACTOR: I'm saving myself for Jesus!

MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: open relationship

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Support local music. Go to a show.

I WANT: Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: Crafty, Arty, Hardcore, Indie Rocker, Hillbilly, Metalhead, Rockabilly, Bookworm, Geek, Fetish