age: 29 (Oct 21, 1982)

MEMBER SINCE: April 2008

occupation: Disposable lighter repairman

i lost my virginity: While my parents backs were turned.

gets me hot: Fishnets, nerd girls, heels, brunettes, and the sun.

heroes: Maddox, for going the distance.

most humbling moment: Birth.

fantasy: Getting caught fucking Sarah Palin behind the curtain of the Republican National convention.

body mods: All natural mods: crescent moon birthmark on my shoulder, and assorted scars.

makes me sad: dead puppies

makes me happy: Orgasms, sombreros, headbutting, and motorcycles.

stats: 100%

into: I fully support attention craving cam-whores.