Member: Elsie_Caruso

Elsie_Caruso One Month till Oregon

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Member: Elsie_Caruso
Member: Elsie_Caruso
Member: Elsie_Caruso
 

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Interests

Personal

bands:

  1. Clutch
  2. Hot Snakes
  3. Childish Gambino
  4. Eleni Mandell
  5. Little Dragon
  6. Agent Ribbons
  7. Ani Difranco
  8. Le Tigre
  9. DMX
  10. Hindi Zahra

films:

  1. Leon The Professional
  2. Marie Antoinette
  3. Singing in the Rain
  4. The Virgin Suicides
  5. Goodfellas
  6. The Secretary
  7. Singing in the Rain
  8. Marie Antoinette
  9. Cruel Intentions
  10. Now & Then

books:

  1. Stiff: The Curious Lives of Cadavers
  2. Are You There Vodka It's Me Chelsea
  3. Survivor
  4. The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks
  5. Them
  6. My House at Sugar Beach
  7. Bringing up Bebe
  8. Memoirs of a Geisha
  9. Boy In the Suitcase
  10. Dancing Aztecs

tv shows:

  1. Homeland
  2. Arrested Development
  3. Parks and Recreation
  4. The Office
  5. The L Word
  6. The Office
  7. Grey's Anatomy
  8. Smash
  9. Jeopardy
  10. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Video Games:

  1. My favorite Magazines are:
  2. Mental Floss
  3. Bitch
  4. Bust
  5. Time
  6. National Geographic
  7. Curve
  8. Fitness
  9. Sports Illustrated
  10. Tattoo
 

into: Traveling, Cooking, Writing, Reading, Cleaning, Fantasy Football, Tattoos, Popcorn, Scrabble, the ocean, swimming, pedicures, partying, LCR, Sofia Coppola movies and soundtracks, making lists, organinzing stuff, androgeny, crooked teeth, my jersey shore house, The Philadelphia Eagles, lazy rivers, European History, Cadaver research, Biographies, road trips, wild nights with as many out of the norm things to do.

not into: WELFARE, explaining my tattoos, cowards, tough guy attitudes, insecurity, animal abuse

makes me happy: spring wind, snow days, losing myself in the music and conversation with great people, throwing an unbelieveable party, spending sprees, shots, grocery shopping, cleaning, warm clothes, quiet nights, reading, making lists, getting the final question in jeopardy,

makes me sad: mean people.

hobbies: Cooking, travelling, writing, reading, dancing, partying. fantasy football

5 things i can't live without: green beans, brenda lee, lauren ray, paulie, the rents.

vices: ALL!

thoughts on sg: I love it

i spend most of my free time: reading, watching movies, going out dancing, roadtrips

 

occupation: Smut peddler, Web Goddess

current crush: I've found my soul mate.

stats: Is this a baseball card? I'm six feet tall, I'm chunky. I'm sexy.

body mods: About 40 or so hours of work. 7 hour portrait of my father and I from 1983 on my left arm, the words "my father my hero" the words "triumph and disaster" from the poem "if" by rudyard Kipling. The love park symbol, a sailor Jerry mom rose, a sailor Jerry womans head/butterfly peice, a sankofa, a girlie skull with a lollipop and a hatchet, the words "kiss me" in my lip, nerdy kitty (hello kitty with glasses), an anchor on my arm, a horrible pinup girl named lenore on my leg, a huge leg piece of mermaids, and another big leg piece of the air cover from the virgin suicides soundtrack, I've had 34 piercings including 1 inch ears, 00 belly button.. I've split both my knees open, a ciggarette burn on my hand from when I was 2

heroes: My mom and of course your mom

gets me hot: face, neck hand tattoos, stomach muscles, suits, beards, knowing what you want.

fantasy: A full body suit. A masters degree. World Famous Novelist.

sign: Mermaid.

most humbling moment: Feeding the homeless, watching someone die.

i lost my virginity: send out a search party.

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

I AM LOOKING FOR: someone exotic

MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.

MY POLITICS: Grumpy Conservative

POT: Occasionally

MY STATUS: not telling

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: When I go out, ANYTHING can happen.

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: Emo, Electronica snob, HipHop, Crafty, Arty, Hardcore, Jazz Cat, Tattooed, Indie Rocker, Straight Edge, Goth, Designwank, Burner, Fashionista, Retro, Hillbilly, Punk, Piercing, Metalhead, Hippy, Dirty, Hipster, Rockabilly, Bookworm, Electroclasher, Drum & Bass, Raver, Geek, Fetish, Gamer, Diva, Fuck you, I defy categories