age: 30 (Mar 13, 1983)

MEMBER SINCE: July 2004

occupation: Smut peddler, Web Goddess

stats: Is this a baseball card? I'm six feet tall, I'm chunky. I'm sexy.

most humbling moment: Feeding the homeless, watching someone die.

makes me sad: mean people.

heroes: My mom and of course your mom

gets me hot: face, neck hand tattoos, stomach muscles, suits, beards, knowing what you want.

makes me happy: spring wind, snow days, losing myself in the music and conversation with great people, throwing an unbelieveable party, spending sprees, shots, grocery shopping, cleaning, warm clothes, quiet nights, reading, making lists, getting the final question in jeopardy,

into: Traveling, Cooking, Writing, Reading, Cleaning, Fantasy Football, Tattoos, Popcorn, Scrabble, the ocean, swimming, pedicures, partying, LCR, Sofia Coppola movies and soundtracks, making lists, organinzing stuff, androgeny, crooked teeth, my jersey shore house, The Philadelphia Eagles, lazy rivers, European History, Cadaver research, Biographies, road trips, wild nights with as many out of the norm things to do.

i lost my virginity: send out a search party.

sign: Mermaid.

fantasy: A full body suit. A masters degree. World Famous Novelist.