into: Adding color to stuff. Writing with pretty INK. Pens that flow easily and readily are so RAD!
Wearing water wings in the tub. Watercolors, acrylics, koolaid stained puppies, koolaid stains on just about anything including white carpet, clothes with character (bleach stains or holes) layers n layers of rippled colors, anything that sparkles, wearing kissy flavored lip balm, lots of freckles or kissy dots, - putting kissy flavored lip balm on kissy dots, motorcycles, tattoos, fun hair dye, just polished pretty metalic pink toenails, fresh complexions, trying harder to get with my health routine, taekwondo, belly dancing, laughing really hard, trying harder to be the best person I can be, not being flakey.
not into: Hurtful people* Unless it's all in a kinda SNARKY FUN tone. Then MEAN PEOPLE RULE.
Thieves
Hibitual Liars
makes me happy: Fat Hobbits. Skinny Hobbits too~ if they can sing really well.
makes me sad: Medium sized hobbits.
Kids or the elderly being mistreated.
War.
People that speed up on your ass when you have your blinker on and are trying to switch lanes.
hobbies: tarot, metaphysics, meditation, self hypnosis, chakras, dreams, astrology, blah blah blah.
5 things i can't live without: Cable. JUST KIDDING. My family. My imagination. My dreams. My friends. Laughter. & if I could add two more things they would be COLOR N GLITTER. (anything reflective)
vices: I don't have a filter in my brain ~ so I usually end up saying things that most people keep to themselves. Oh yeah- and some people say I'm a bit abbrasive. -but whatever. My anger management class really pisses me off. I'm an ALPHA BITCH To the MAX and I ONLY PLAY WELL WITH OTHER ALPHA BITCHES. Passive aggressive people ANNOY ME. Say what you fucking mean- fuckers. I'm also a narcosist. I heart me.
thoughts on sg: It's okay
i spend most of my free time: Reading. Tarot. Volunteering. Work. Hanging out with my family. Watching comedies. Studying metaphysics. Learning new things. Learning new things other than grammar and spelling. :P
occupation: Includes but not limited to: Get away car driver, transporter, Lover, Fighter, Wild Bull Rider, Rougher Upper, Barney Baddass, TradesWoman, Welder, MotorCycle Mama, Spankings anyone??? Tarotologist 20+ years. CHECK
current crush: Jessica Alba wearing chaps! Collin Ferrell's eyebrows. Angelina Jolie's lips* FishNaBowl who is my dear husband and a long time member of SG.
stats: I kick like a GIRL. If Bruce Lee and Ron Jeromy had a baby- I would be their daughter. I guess that means I have a high labido and I can kick pretty hard. I usually tell people my father is Ron Jeromy because we have a stiking resemblence.
body mods: yes- quite a few
most of them are not highly visable- a few are highly visible. My grandma always told me to WAIT to get arm tat's till I was 30. She thought I would lose interest. I got my first arm tattoo when I was thirty and got my second arm tattoo acouple weeks later. Then had stars added on April Fools day a couple years ago.
My chest piece is my favorite though. It's gorgeous.
heroes: :) I totally love god, but I'm not religious. I'm somewhat of a modern spiritualist
gets me hot: Getting caught in the rain. AromaTherapy, Skinny Dipping late at night in luke warm water, smash mouth kissing, biting, getting bit, aggressive sex, love making, fleckles, adults with braces, lips, eyebrows, pictures of the POPE *drool* Catholic Priests *swoon*
favorite position: standing on my head with my feet in the WALK LIKE an EGYPTION pose. JK
fantasy: Being Debt free. Karmically as well as monotarily.
sign: Water + More Water + Pisces Sun + Pisces Moon
most humbling moment: I'm my mother ! A guy with Terrrets told me that I was the prettiest fat girl he had ever met, that was pretty funny.
i lost my virginity: While raping the handle of my potato masher. Holy shit I musta wrote that novel when I was manic. WOW! I just shaved like 12 inches off my profile- no joke. What a crazy.
ALCOHOL: Occasionally
MY DRUG USE: Drug Free
MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes
POT: Nope
MY STATUS: exclusive relationship
I WANT: Friendship
MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories
