"Beth is a foul mouthed crazy canuck fuck whos a tendency to call me a bastard and repremand me for leering at other gurlies which is funny seeing i love my wife to bits.Shes a lovely chick who deserves someone special(by god hes gotta be athletic i fear).Befriend her shes fucking rules"

"I want to nail Beth right in her wet, hot, grammar.
I bet she can make it squirt."

"She's sweet, witty, and super fun on the dancefloor!!"

"Beth is the bomb. She is a good friend, a great writer, and a hot bitch. She should be living in Montreal with the rest of us cool chicks, but I suppose I can't really hold it against her. Much. "

"bethy is sexy."

"Hot n' stuff."

"hmmmm...nice to make your acq."