Today was a beautiful warmish spring day. I am so *ready* for the nice weather to be here!
I never have much to blog about, haha. Hope all is well to those out there in SG land!
I never have much to blog about, haha. Hope all is well to those out there in SG land!
For Halloween this year, I was Amy Winehouse. I played the part well, minus most of the illegal activities she is known for partaking in.
My friends and I went to Video Dance Attack and I found a mustache on the floor of the lady's toilet. It was awkward...
Me on the left, one of my BFFs on the right. I used that hair spray paint to turn it black from the light brown normally is. It looks so crusty, huh?
My friends and I went to Video Dance Attack and I found a mustache on the floor of the lady's toilet. It was awkward...
Me on the left, one of my BFFs on the right. I used that hair spray paint to turn it black from the light brown normally is. It looks so crusty, huh?
I love fall, but I'm sick of slipping on leaves on the park blocks and nearly falling on my ass. One of my coworkers once told me this story about this off to do New York woman coming to Portland and writing this editorial on downtown Portland business women and their fashion. The lady thought all around, Portland women dressed nicely but she was upset there was a lack of high heels. You can walk on snow and ice in New York in stilettos much easier than you could walk on the slick bricks downtown, lady. I know that for a fact. 
Kiss off!
Kiss off!The week before last, my TV got shut off with the DTV switch. I might be the only person under the age of 70 who has spoken that sentence out loud..
To whoever reactivated my account... wow, thank you. I was not expecting that when I logged into my email tonight.
Who are you, mysterious stranger?
-Ehma.
Who are you, mysterious stranger?
-Ehma.
Sometimes I enjoy the finer things in life.
Such as replacing the women's restroom key at work with another copy of the men's restroom key so guys walk in on each other taking a piss.
To the Mexican't-Asian gang who came into my store Friday night, I would love to make you walk in on each other again. And if you put another beer bottle behind my coworkers car, I'll put sugar in your gas tank after I take that bottle, break it in half, and smash your cock in with it.
Have a nice day, fuckers!!
Such as replacing the women's restroom key at work with another copy of the men's restroom key so guys walk in on each other taking a piss.
To the Mexican't-Asian gang who came into my store Friday night, I would love to make you walk in on each other again. And if you put another beer bottle behind my coworkers car, I'll put sugar in your gas tank after I take that bottle, break it in half, and smash your cock in with it.
Have a nice day, fuckers!!
I should update a lot more, but I haven't been feeling it much. I'm doing 13 credits at school, plus working my ass off.
During the snow storm, I got my car stuck in a small ditch along the hill by my house while on my way back from the store.
Saturday morning I was driving behind a Sheriff on HW30 and hit black ice, did a 180ยบ at 50mph and hit the guardrail. The Sheriff didn't notice that I spun out! So I called 911 and while I'm on the phone with them a semi truck catches the same ice that I caught, JACKKNIFES in the middle of the highway and does a 180, missing my car and I (mind, we're up against the guardrail still, and on the otherside is a hill) by 7 or so feet (his trailer came into the right lane, that's how close he was), but never tipped over.
Finally, the Sheriff finds me. "I WAS RIGHT BEHIND YOU!"
"Ah yeah, hmm.."
T W A T T E R ! !
Then the day before yesterday my car start smoking in my friends driveway. I've never had car troubles in my life until this week!!
During the snow storm, I got my car stuck in a small ditch along the hill by my house while on my way back from the store.
Saturday morning I was driving behind a Sheriff on HW30 and hit black ice, did a 180ยบ at 50mph and hit the guardrail. The Sheriff didn't notice that I spun out! So I called 911 and while I'm on the phone with them a semi truck catches the same ice that I caught, JACKKNIFES in the middle of the highway and does a 180, missing my car and I (mind, we're up against the guardrail still, and on the otherside is a hill) by 7 or so feet (his trailer came into the right lane, that's how close he was), but never tipped over.
Finally, the Sheriff finds me. "I WAS RIGHT BEHIND YOU!"
"Ah yeah, hmm.."
T W A T T E R ! !
Then the day before yesterday my car start smoking in my friends driveway. I've never had car troubles in my life until this week!!
I'm bored.
I worked seven days in a row last week.
The power in Tanasbourne went out, leaving only random flood lights, car lights, and emergency lights on all over the city. Then we had a gas leak which we breathed in for 45 minutes. On the plus hand, I got off work 6 hours early.
Immitating a manly voice, I said, "I'd hit that (refering to a girl)... WITH A STICK." out loud to customers at work. That chick's a fucking BUTTERFACE.
I threw a tiny piece of chocolate at Nicole when she was behind the counter and ducked down behind the CDs so she wouldn't see me, only I forgot the mop was behind me when I hit the floor, slipped backwards and landed on my ass in front of more customers, only to have Nicole walk up to me and chuck the chocolate at my face.
Then I was rinsing out pitchers for the AM crew only to get the faucet caught under my apron making it look like I fucking PEED myself!!
The chuchies who came in continue to pray for me because I'm very "spiritually confused". I just about dropped their bible in their Pumpkin Spice Lattes again!!
Woo, hooray for Hanukkah!
I worked seven days in a row last week.
The power in Tanasbourne went out, leaving only random flood lights, car lights, and emergency lights on all over the city. Then we had a gas leak which we breathed in for 45 minutes. On the plus hand, I got off work 6 hours early.
Immitating a manly voice, I said, "I'd hit that (refering to a girl)... WITH A STICK." out loud to customers at work. That chick's a fucking BUTTERFACE.
I threw a tiny piece of chocolate at Nicole when she was behind the counter and ducked down behind the CDs so she wouldn't see me, only I forgot the mop was behind me when I hit the floor, slipped backwards and landed on my ass in front of more customers, only to have Nicole walk up to me and chuck the chocolate at my face.
Then I was rinsing out pitchers for the AM crew only to get the faucet caught under my apron making it look like I fucking PEED myself!!
The chuchies who came in continue to pray for me because I'm very "spiritually confused". I just about dropped their bible in their Pumpkin Spice Lattes again!!
Woo, hooray for Hanukkah!
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