The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say on the subject of "Love":
Avoid, if at all possible.
Avoid, if at all possible.
In Theatre History class, we learned that the first line of Ubu Roi ("Merdre!") is always translated as "Shrit!" but the literal meaning is closer to "Shittish!"
Here are some of my favorite bands:
-Red Elvises
-Flogging Molly
-They Might Be Giants
-mc chris
-Tenacious D
Know what they all have in common? IF YOU WENT TO SEE THEM PLAY WITH A BUCH OF OTHER BANDS, THEY WOULDN'T SOUND EXACTLY FUCKING THE FUCKING SAME AS EVERY OTHER FUCKING BAND IN EXISTENCE!
To that effect, I saw a dreadful assortment of bands yesterday. They were all playing the most generic garage band pseudo-punk music ever, and each one sounded exactly the same as the others. In addition, there was no oxygen in the dank basement they were playing in, only cigarette smoke. And 'basement' is not some description of a bar or club, it was literally some guys basement. And I had to lie about one band, as it contained personal friends, one of whom has gotten all odd, so being around her is weird, anyway.
It was a terrible day.
But today, I got to see two of my best friends, who are staggeringly beautiful ladies on whom I am constantly crushing, and also saw a friend of mine with whom I occasionally hooked up in and after high school, but hadn't seen in a few months. Aaaaand I saw a really well-done Neil Simon play.
It was a good day.
Here are some of my favorite bands:
-Red Elvises
-Flogging Molly
-They Might Be Giants
-mc chris
-Tenacious D
Know what they all have in common? IF YOU WENT TO SEE THEM PLAY WITH A BUCH OF OTHER BANDS, THEY WOULDN'T SOUND EXACTLY FUCKING THE FUCKING SAME AS EVERY OTHER FUCKING BAND IN EXISTENCE!
To that effect, I saw a dreadful assortment of bands yesterday. They were all playing the most generic garage band pseudo-punk music ever, and each one sounded exactly the same as the others. In addition, there was no oxygen in the dank basement they were playing in, only cigarette smoke. And 'basement' is not some description of a bar or club, it was literally some guys basement. And I had to lie about one band, as it contained personal friends, one of whom has gotten all odd, so being around her is weird, anyway.
It was a terrible day.
But today, I got to see two of my best friends, who are staggeringly beautiful ladies on whom I am constantly crushing, and also saw a friend of mine with whom I occasionally hooked up in and after high school, but hadn't seen in a few months. Aaaaand I saw a really well-done Neil Simon play.
It was a good day.
I have changed my profile pic, as I feel a great kinship with Tim. He's nice, but enjoys messing with people, he's got a quick wit, he's well-liked, and he's got a hopeless crush on a good friend who's seeing someone taller, sexier, and cooler than him.
Hopefully things pick up in season 2.
I mean series 2.
Hopefully things pick up in season 2.
I mean series 2.
Just saw A Clockwork Orange. It's good, but ties with Fight Club for "ending most fucked-up from the book". At least I knew it was coming, 'cause my edition of the book has an introduction by Anthony Burgess in which he bitches about it. Anyway, the movie is really good, but the end pissed me off. That's all.
THIS THURSDAY THURSDAY THURSDAY! Orpheus Descending, Rowan university. Runs till Sunday. I PLAY A HENCHMAN!
After several months as a member, I have made my official decision. Sabine is the hottest Suicide Girl. All who question my word shall be destroyed.
I've reached two inescapable conclusions.
1- Howard Stern sucks, has no talent, and it confuses me how he has so many fans.
2- Michael Turner sucks, has no talent, and it confuses me how he has so many fans.
1- Howard Stern sucks, has no talent, and it confuses me how he has so many fans.
2- Michael Turner sucks, has no talent, and it confuses me how he has so many fans.
Semester almost over. CRAZY TIME. Sources on the in-side say Heather cruching on me. Time to move is a now! So tired at such a time.
For the benefit of anyone who starts reading these at any point in the future, I shared a bed with Heather (See Left) the other day. She snores, but I actually found it cute.
