Conversation I just had with my roommate.

Him: Thanks dude
Me: I'm afraid I don't have a penis
Him: I don't know that!
Me: I believe you do...
Him: Yeah, but penises grow
Me: Oh, you're right, you caught me, I have a penis. It's already 7" long.
Him: Jesus that's fast!
Me: What can I say, I'm a natural
Him: You're the envy of most guys
Me: and the love of all women
Him: So it would seem!
Me: So.. what's your girlfriend doing tonight?
Him: You stay away!
Me: How about a team shower?
Him: I can dig it. Although, I'm not sure about you with a penis. You'll look funny. I may laugh.


I love that my roommate plays along with my crazy