Not that anyone reads these (besides Ana maybe,) but I am now back in the northwest! I'm outside of Seattle on Whidby Island on a goat farm. There are tons of chickens and turkeys and goats and sheep and all sorts of shit. It's spring too so there are a bunch of babies everywhere which is also fucking adorable. They milk and shave the goats from time to time as well as the sheep. The chickens are mostly for eggs but some of 'em are gunna get it and the turkeys are walking food.
It's weird being totally vegetarian and working at a place that kills animals. I don't know though, every shitty coffeehouse or restaurant I've ever worked at had animal products that came from really unhappy animals kept in really small cages deprived of all animal and human contact and at least here the animals roam and kick it how they want and live really happy full lives right before they "get it."
TL;DR Imma farmin'

Tuesday I go back to the icy northern lands of Seattle. In one way I'm super excited to be going back there but the precarious relationship with the girlfriend, uncertainty of my life and missing my friends here is going to suck. I'm also not really be as much of a lush as I used to be and all of my friends there are wastoids for the most part.
Anyway, Obama stimulated my package and I just got a fat tax check. I normally do not say nice things about politicians but Barack really hooked it up.
Also, I didn't end up working at Churchill Downs for the Kentucky Derby but I did manage to get totally wasted and have a fucking blast.
Also we shut down a lot of Bardstown Road for our May Day celebration, it was very fun.

Ha, I wrote my last blog so long ago and guess what? I'm back in Louisville!

I got doored by a car on my skateboard last night. My knee the size of a grapefruit, rad. On top of that I have a sore throat and I had a fever last night.
GOING TO KILL THINGS AS SOON AS I CAN WALK!