age: 98 (May 23, 1914)

MEMBER SINCE: June 2003

occupation: Body Piercer/ Surfer Extraordinaire

why i did sg: It is HOT in here!

stats: If you are a big tree, I am a small axe.

gets me hot: NIPPLES!! Intelligent girls who smoke TONS of Ganja, girls that carry automatic assault weapons.

crush: Erin.

body mods: TONS of both. Plus, Pearl Bead Cock Implants, a.k.a., Speed Bumps O' Love.

i lost my virginity: With two of my BEST girls while "Red Red Wine" was playing on the radio. Of course, the song only went..."Reeed reeeed wiiiii" and it was pretty much over. But, they were merciful and gave me more practice sessions. :)

sign: Frighteningly Gemini

fantasy: Turning this planet back into a giant Paradise.

into: Surfing, Sun, Sex (of all sorts), Organic Vegetarian Food, different cultures, REAL people, traveling, Cooking, Gardening, reading, Politics, Passionate Discussion, REVOLUTION, Dreadlocks, Reggae, Punk, Being like NOBODY you've EVER met.