lol, I'd still hit it

Hahahaha! I thought it was gonna be a picture of you. Now THAT would have been very funny. I hope she replies soon. I definitely believe that torrents of abuse are better than silence sometimes. But then I'm just impatient. And I really hope she doesn't give you a torrent of abuse.

She won't. Why did I even mention it. I am a terrible friend!!

id turn gay for him...

you could so much better if you're going gay!