Alright, It seems I definitely have a speech impediment. At least for the current time. My voice does tend to switch with the seasons and my moods.

The Really strange thing about it(and the only thing I've noticed) is that when I'm around new people they assume the Impediment is a type of accent and they ask where I'm from.

So far I've been saying "2 towns over" but I really think I 'ought to make up a country

The Internet is the most depressing tool ever conceived by man. But once you get past the realization that you've never had a single original thought, you find some pretty funny videos of people being Kitty-Bombed

Well, I figure I'm gonna add some cool photos from the Play I was in. I was playing Charles Manson Which was fucking awesome. I need to crop everyone else out of the photos but It should look cool enough anyway

I'm making two different movies. I need Actors, a crew, craftsmen, and Artists.

The two projects are as follows

1. A satiric 3 minute video in the style of the old "Duck and Cover" Educational government propaganda films of the 50's. Controversial but hilarious, What is needed is an old style house, 1 actor who can emulate the poise of the narrator from Twilight zone, 1 actor who is "Johnny American", 1 Sweet, innocent 50's style actress, And 1 amazingly flamboyant Latin Lothario. A Crew is also needed.

2. A Fake documentary exploring a fictitious advance in neuro-science and psychology. This will be filmed either this summer or from march -september '09. Script is still in production so more parts are being added by the day. A core cast of 12-16 people is expected. Most crucial at this stage are experienced craftsmen in metalwork and design who can give advice.

Anyone want to help?

I need a New Haircut. maybe Hair Colour.

I had to Grow out my Mohawk For The Show and dye my hair Chestnut-Brown

Any Preferences

At what point did we stop talking about the future? And don't tell me it's already here or I'll Beat you upside the head with my Steam-Powered Ass-Kicking Machine™. We're paying so much attention to the here and the now that we're losing our wistful, whimsical VVision of the future.

Don't get me wrong. I'm not saying march upon the capitol screaming "WHERE'S MY FLYING CAR." I just want us to cease and desist talking about what could've/should've been but what's going to be. Yah, chances are good that their won't be a future(Vegas has the odds at 3 to 2 against) what with global warming, WWIII, and various Elder Gods rising from the depths to consume us all(Praise Lord Cthulu, Please Eat me Last). But remember what Disney and Land Before Time 1-3 and 5-17 Taught us? If you have hope you will always prevail(I think LBT 4 was more about Avoiding drug-dealing Velociraptors) So Come now, And Hope with me!

Now take my hand and remember your manners. It been ages since the future had visitors. We'd best show respect to our new overlords, whomever they may be.

I Think I'm going to actually start treating this as a rant blog. I've been writing a book and I'll start taking excerpts from it and putting it up here to gauge reactions, that's if you guys don't mind

Scrapings and Savings hath Paid off

Money for Tattoo has Been Acquired.

I may get it next week. It's Cool. Really. It's a set of Egyptian Wings with a Celtic Knot theme with a Compass Rose in the Center.

Yah Yah, Compass Rose is Real Bad-Assery but I like it and it means something to me. It should give me some Direction(HAW HAW)

Pretty girl still thinks I'm funny..... But Her ex Was much more enticing.

What to do What to do.

Well, at least this made one of my decisions for me.

*picks up phone*

Pretty Girl Who looks like Mother Nature's Pixie Daughter Laughs at Everything I say.

Life is good.

Oh, And I may have a New Job!