A bus driver gave me advice about romance today, out of the blue. He asked if I'd be reading a book on the bus (yes), asked if I had a girlfriend (no), and said I should talk to more people... which is true, I should, but still, kind of out there. Said driver was also overheard saying that he would go over to a female passenger's house and put on some Barry White.

On the flip side, while at the mall that evening, a teenage girl started calling out things to me, like "You've opened my eyes" and "You complete me." I must put out an aura that says "I am amusing to toy with, please try to humiliate me in front of your peers for your amusement" as I get this on a fairly regular basis. I don't make a point of dressing stylishly, just in an average way, so I don't know what causes it.