“so cute it's like he's genetically engineered to break my heart fifteen billion times a day.

makes me happier than a megalodon in a shark tank full of dead babies.

is really good at eating Trix, breaking guitar strings, and offending my delicate sensibilities. in other words YAY FOR TIMMY.”

“His pants stink for a really good reason.”

“lives up to the name.”

“

timbo aint no good..
OWNED!”

“Stinky is a great guy. He isnt as smart as the rest of us, but at least he knows it . But he is very funny, kind and thoughtful. All in all he is the nicest conservative I know. ”

“This guy just drives me crazy... but I serve him just the same... like baked alaska!”

“i love this assface. te amo, homero.”