bands:

1. Rolling Stones
2. The Who
3. Radio Birdman
4. Kirsty MacColl
5. Blue Öyster Cult
6. Ramones
7. Stooges
8. Sam Cooke
9. Slim Harpo
10. TONS more...shouldn't even start....

films:

1. Network
2. Simon
3. The Maltese Falcon
4. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
5. Capturing the Friedmans
6. American Movie
7. Buster Keaton silents
8. any Alfred Hitchcock
9. Paper Moon

books:

1. Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!
2. Demon Haunted World
3. A Confederacy of Dunces
4. Lolita
5. Barely Legal (for the articles)

tv shows:

1. Mr. Show
2. Dudley's Diner
3. Monty Python's Flying Circus
4. Fawlty Towers
5. Buffalo Bill
6. Futurama
7. The Simpsons (season 2 - 7)
8. All In The Family (until Gloria and Meathead left)
9. Curb Your Enthusiasm

into: Making rock & roll with these here guitars: Fender Stratocaster; Epiphone Casino; Epiphone Crestwood mongrel; Fender Precision

makes me happy: Doing my radio show...Saturday nights, 9-midnight PT, KFJC-FM 89.7 Los Altos Hills, CA...streaming webcast at kfjc.org

5 things i can't live without: My music collection*my guitars*my electric blanket (seasonal)*pepperoni pizza*prozac

thoughts on sg: I like it

occupation: Pataphysician; the Decider

current crush: Michelle Williams...Nicole Sullivan...Hope Davis...Linda Cardellini...Judy Greer...Jenna Fischer...Alex Borstein...Amy Sedaris...and ALWAYS Janeane Garofalo

stats: 55%-65% water

body mods: Well, I got this 1/2" scar from when I shoved my hand in a fan when I was 5.

gets me hot: Professional curiosity

favorite position: Sorry, I couldn' t hear the question...her thighs were pressed too tightly against my ears

fantasy: To dance through the Soul Train line

sign: Pyrex

i lost my virginity: ...on the way to school, honest!

CIGARETTES: Nope

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal

POT: Occasionally

MY STATUS: single

MY PIGEONHOLES: Emo, Arty, Indie Rocker, Retro, Hillbilly, Punk, Bookworm, Fuck you, I defy categories