age: 39 (Oct 08, 1972)

MEMBER SINCE: October 2003

occupation: Eco-Baron

sign: Libra 'also a sanitary towel'

into: Writing TV shows, building eco houses - Beautiful, intelligent painted and stretched girls....

stats: 6'0

crush: Beatrice Dalle + most barmaids and girls with sick tatts

fantasy: /Reality :- Play real life Sim City with my own town filled full of sustainably living Suicide Girls and respective partners. We form a tribe and all get the same markings and 5th Element style costumes - oh yes

i lost my virginity: well if you want detail... I actually came for the first time at the age of 15 during the guitar solo on Simple Minds 'promised you a miracle' live - It was green, it made a mess of my sheets. I was confused. Can't remember losing my virginity was too drunk on cooking sherry.....

gets me hot: As with all geniuses there is a certain degree of insanity... I got lumped with a 'Compulsive Obsession' of body modifications - Every time I see a cute girl with tatts or stretched ears I go nuts and sometimes faint if they get too close....... I can't think of a better obsession? I could have been an 'Adult Baby' for fucks sake!!!!

body mods: 00 PA 3/4 lobes (resting because suits aren't paying attention to what I am saying if they are looking at my ears - revisit soon when I am disgustingly rich) One tat soon to be covered over with much bigger and better work. thinking of getting a septum punch too...