bands:

1. The Tossers
2. The Bird and the Bee
3. The Pogues
4. Hellogoobye
5. Jesus on Extacy
6. Peaches
7. Blutengel
8. Bauhaus
9. Frou Frou
10. KMFDM

films:

1. Labyrinth
2. Pan's Labyrinth
3. Mirrormask
4. Rocky Horror
5. Hedwig
6. Night of the Lepus
7. Thank You For Smoking
8. Stardust
9. The Fifth Element
10. LOTR series

books:

1. The Shadow over Innsmouth
2. Wicked
3. The Alphabet of Manliness
4. American Gods
5. Good Omens
6. Northen Lights
7. The Subtle Knife
8. The Amber Spyglass
9. In Cold Blood
10. Diary

tv shows:

1. Doctor Who
2. Torchwood
3. Firefly
4. Aqua Teen
5. Venture Brothers
6. Sealab 2021
7. Rome
8. Stargate SG-1
9. Harvey Birdman, Atty at Law
10. Battlestar Galactica

Video Games:

1. The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
2. Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines
3. Half Life 2
4. The Elder Scrolls: Morrowind
5. UT2004
6. Halo

into: Cthulhu cult, your mom, playing with pretty shiny objects.

not into: Things that don't interest me

makes me happy: Ecstasy. Too happy, in fact. I had to quit. Oh, and your mom and pretty shiny objects.

makes me sad: The state of Western democracy, not having any pretty shiny objects to play with.

hobbies: Perving over hot naked chicks, playing with pretty shiny objects.

5 things i can't live without: Car, alcohol, teh Internet, weapons, pretty shiny objects to play with

vices: I have a very hard time refusing sex, I'm easily distracted, and I have almost no atten... Oooh, pretty!

thoughts on sg: It's okay

i spend most of my free time: Playing with pretty shiny objects.

occupation: Pretender to the Chrysanthemum Throne

current crush: Your mom.

stats: STR: 9 INT: 18 WIS: 13 DEX: 11 CON: 12 CHR: 14 Class: Dread Telemarketer Companion: Miss Cleo, Dread Kitty

body mods: Piercings: Right outer ear cartilage, left earlobe, and right nostril. More on the way. Tattoos: None yet.

heroes: The Invisible Pink Unicorn (May Her Hooves Never Be Shod)

gets me hot: A threesome with your mom and your sister, because, while your sister is hot, and a rocket in the sack, your mom can do that thing with her tongue.

favorite position: Any and all.

fantasy: Is an interesting cinematic and literary genre, and makes for some very nifty video games.

sign: Attention à nos enfants, c’est peut-être le vôtre

most humbling moment: None.

i lost my virginity: I didn't mean to. I was taking it for a walk and it got off its leash.

CIGARETTES: "I'm giving up"

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal

POT: Occasionally

MY STATUS: single

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Clubbing followed by the all-night diner.

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: Electronica snob, Jazz Cat, Indie Rocker, Goth, Burner, Retro, Punk, Hipster, Bookworm, Electroclasher, Raver, Geek, Fetish, Gamer, Fuck you, I defy categories