Party was fucking excellent. All you no shows missed out.
People jumped in to the lake. In mid-fucking-November. I did not partake in that. Nutters.
It says a lot about a gathering when I am one of the sane people there.
Apparently my camera and Sachi are racists because "the subject is too dark".
Also, I will not make out with you.
Kittie DID bring me a Unicorn! She is the bestestestest.
Epic Apples to Apples game. I won, I think that's appropriate. Got to share a chair with Siv, that was some hot shit. Kind of wanted her to make out with a friend of mine because they were getting along so well, and I just want people to be happy like that.
Will be posting an epic drunk 4:30am Mad Libs featuring me and Kittie, but I am too lazy to go downstairs and get it.
Though there was surprisingly little nudity. I'm not sure what I feel about that.
My mom said "I see someone cleaned up" and I said "huh? Oh, wait, no. We just didn't make a mess." I think she was confused by that.
Great times were had by all. It was a really eclectic group. SG friends, people I knew from high school, old UU friends, but everyone got along really well. It made me happy.
One of the best birthday gatherings I've had in a really, really long time.
People jumped in to the lake. In mid-fucking-November. I did not partake in that. Nutters.
It says a lot about a gathering when I am one of the sane people there.
Apparently my camera and Sachi are racists because "the subject is too dark".
Also, I will not make out with you.
Kittie DID bring me a Unicorn! She is the bestestestest.
Epic Apples to Apples game. I won, I think that's appropriate. Got to share a chair with Siv, that was some hot shit. Kind of wanted her to make out with a friend of mine because they were getting along so well, and I just want people to be happy like that.
Will be posting an epic drunk 4:30am Mad Libs featuring me and Kittie, but I am too lazy to go downstairs and get it.
Though there was surprisingly little nudity. I'm not sure what I feel about that.
My mom said "I see someone cleaned up" and I said "huh? Oh, wait, no. We just didn't make a mess." I think she was confused by that.
Great times were had by all. It was a really eclectic group. SG friends, people I knew from high school, old UU friends, but everyone got along really well. It made me happy.
One of the best birthday gatherings I've had in a really, really long time.
Oh, also..
Last nights Bones made me a happy happy girl. For many reasons. Mr. Nigel-Murray AND Gordon Gordon in the same episode! Plus other things that would be spoilers not shown in the "scenes from the next Bones" spots. Which made me happy happy.
Mr. Nigel-Murray needs to come quote me useless facts and snuggle. Now, plz.
Today I get poked and prodded, am not excited about that.
Then I get to clean and unpack the stuff we just picked up, also not excited about that.
Tomorrow I get a Kittie, am excited about that. Lots.
Hopefully other people show up too, but even if it's just her, I'll be happy.
I'm trying to avoid any of the mega disasters that normally come with my birthday. Have had some close calls, but they ended up being not as disastrous as they could have been. My fingers are crossed.
I had forgotten that when I actually get sleep, I have really weird dreams.
Lately, while I haven't been missing my ex, I have really been missing just having someone to fall asleep next to and wake up with in the morning. I honestly think I sleep better that way.
It's really nice having someone to talk to who a little bit at a time is restoring my faith in men.
Last nights Bones made me a happy happy girl. For many reasons. Mr. Nigel-Murray AND Gordon Gordon in the same episode! Plus other things that would be spoilers not shown in the "scenes from the next Bones" spots. Which made me happy happy.
Mr. Nigel-Murray needs to come quote me useless facts and snuggle. Now, plz.
Today I get poked and prodded, am not excited about that.
Then I get to clean and unpack the stuff we just picked up, also not excited about that.
Tomorrow I get a Kittie, am excited about that. Lots.
Hopefully other people show up too, but even if it's just her, I'll be happy.
I'm trying to avoid any of the mega disasters that normally come with my birthday. Have had some close calls, but they ended up being not as disastrous as they could have been. My fingers are crossed.
I had forgotten that when I actually get sleep, I have really weird dreams.
Lately, while I haven't been missing my ex, I have really been missing just having someone to fall asleep next to and wake up with in the morning. I honestly think I sleep better that way.
It's really nice having someone to talk to who a little bit at a time is restoring my faith in men.
Ugh. Spending money I don't have on buying one for myself. $25 is too good to pass up.
I got a job.
Express in Tyson's Corner. Reasonable but not exceptional pay. Good discount. Was hired as a part time seasonal employee, but was pretty much told that if I want to stay as a part time employee after the season that they'll keep me on.
Car soon.
It is a '99 Toyota Avalon. Which kind of seems like a mom car. But the important part is that it drives (I assume).
I won't be stuck anymore. I'll be able to drive to work, to school when that starts. I'll be able to go out and socialize without it being on my parents schedule. Huge relief.
Should be getting it on Monday or Tuesday.
Birthday.
Less than a week. 25 sounds old. I know I'm young, but I'm growing up. It's a process.
My friend Felix found out he can't come to my birthday party, so he said "I don't work on your birthday, why don't I come up on that day and make you dinner?" He's a chef. And a vegetarian. This might be one of the sweetest things anyone has ever offered to do for me. He's getting so excited about planning everything out, and whenever I ask if there is anything I can do to help he says "no, it's your birthday. People are supposed to do things for you." I'm just not used to that.
If any of you are feeling generous this is my birthday wishlist.
Last night was really rough. I'm trying not to let it cast a shadow, overwhelming today's good news. It's not working.
I wish the warm body I have to fall asleep next to wasn't sick and didn't keep trying to have sex with me. I could use a warm body right now.
I got a job.
Express in Tyson's Corner. Reasonable but not exceptional pay. Good discount. Was hired as a part time seasonal employee, but was pretty much told that if I want to stay as a part time employee after the season that they'll keep me on.
Car soon.
It is a '99 Toyota Avalon. Which kind of seems like a mom car. But the important part is that it drives (I assume).
I won't be stuck anymore. I'll be able to drive to work, to school when that starts. I'll be able to go out and socialize without it being on my parents schedule. Huge relief.
Should be getting it on Monday or Tuesday.
Birthday.
Less than a week. 25 sounds old. I know I'm young, but I'm growing up. It's a process.
My friend Felix found out he can't come to my birthday party, so he said "I don't work on your birthday, why don't I come up on that day and make you dinner?" He's a chef. And a vegetarian. This might be one of the sweetest things anyone has ever offered to do for me. He's getting so excited about planning everything out, and whenever I ask if there is anything I can do to help he says "no, it's your birthday. People are supposed to do things for you." I'm just not used to that.
If any of you are feeling generous this is my birthday wishlist.
Last night was really rough. I'm trying not to let it cast a shadow, overwhelming today's good news. It's not working.
I wish the warm body I have to fall asleep next to wasn't sick and didn't keep trying to have sex with me. I could use a warm body right now.
I was going to write a rather introspective entry detailing how I turn 25 in a week and have now been on this site for more than five and a half years, since I was only a little more than 19 years old. I was going to show you all how I have changed physically over the years I have been on this site, chronicle all of the places I have lived, how I have grown. Bla bla bla, deep shit.
Instead, I am going to share with all of you the amazing find I came across today, while browsing craigslist for a car at an affordable price that I might try to convince my parents to get so that I might actually have transportation. You know, to get a job and to get to that job and get to school when that starts and perhaps actually start having a social life, etc. Either as a second family car, or part Birthday/Christmas present, the rest me paying off over time.
I found this.
A school bus. For $5300, with only 143k miles on it. It has a WHEELCHAIR LIFT. You see, it says it runs great!
NEED. I mean, think of the possibilities.....
We could turn it in to an abode. Home and transportation, all in one! Get enough people in, and $5300 can split in to not very much per person.
Imagine all of the things we can use that lift for. Getting drunk people in and out without having to carry them. As Siv suggested, ponies. If we wanted to go there, getting kegs up.
Obviously the bench seats need to be torn up, and a big comfy bed would have to be put in the back. Probably with lots of pillows piled on top of it, and privacy curtains hanging across. We'd need a dancing cage and a bar. Though we'd need some dorky entertainment too. A TV with a Wii, playstation, and xbox, and and a pillow pit with room to play card games and board games.
It will be epic. We must do it.
Since I don't actually expect any of you to get me a school bus, much less a car, this is my wish list. In case any of you are so inclined to get me anything for this epic birthday.
Something is being cooked which the odor of is making me feel sick to my stomach. Fabulous.
Update: I keep being attracted to the fathers of the trick-or-treaters. I was mildly distressed by this at first, but then Siv pointed out that these days most people are divorced anyway. Ever since high school my mom has been telling me that I should go for guys 5-10 years older than me, so they are all probably about the right age.
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Nevermind.
Looks like tonight is alcohol, candy, and the internet.
Also, I have epic boobz tonight. Which were supposed to help land me some doodz in DC, but will instead greet innocent trick-or-treaters.
Be on the lookout.
Halloween night.
Siv and I are going to take over DC.
No hot blooded human in the metro area is safe.
Halloween night.
Siv and I are going to take over DC.
No hot blooded human in the metro area is safe.
