bands:

1. Dylan
2. Eric Dolphy
3. Miles Davis
4. The Police
5. King Crimson
6. Gram Parsons
7. The Magnetic Fields
8. The Flaming Lips
9. Bill Frisell
10. Television

films:

1. Citizen Kane
2. Ghostbusters
3. Apocalypse Now
4. Rushmore
5. Annie Hall
6. Sunset Boulevard
7. North by Northwest
8. The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
9. The Last Waltz
10. Spinal Tap

books:

1. Collected Stories of Peter Carey
2. Open Secrets
3. Waiting for the Barbarians
4. Rabbit Angstrom
5. Lolita
6. London Fields
7. The Sun Also Rises
8. As I Lay Dying
9. The Great Gatsby
10. Underworld

 

into: A heap of trouble with the law. Who knows where I'll be tomorrow night? Maybe dead. Maybe GAY.

makes me happy: Money, folded into endangered animals.

makes me sad: When people spend my pandas.

5 things i can't live without: It's entirely too easy for me to amuse myself.

vices: I sucked at shop. Sorry.

thoughts on sg: I like it

 

gender: male

occupation: Professional bibliophile.

current crush: My hand. In shop class.

stats: One hand tied to the tightrope walker. The other in my pants.

body mods: In place of my penis I have brass knuckles--I will hump/punch you to within an inch of your life.

heroes: can, apparently, swim -- in a fashion not unlike that of dolphins

gets me hot: Cigarettes, ice cream, figurines of the Virgin Mary

favorite position: Touch it.

fantasy: You touched it!

sign: Getting mistaken for a terrorist since 2003.

most humbling moment: I once had a slice of really good cherry pie. It reminded me of all the children in the world. Especially the ugly ones.

i lost my virginity: You did? I'm sorry. I'll call if it turns up.

MY STATUS: exclusive relationship

MY DIET: Omnivore

MY POLITICS: Milquetoast Centrist

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

POT: Occasionally

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: A long, slow, late dinner with friends.

MY PIGEONHOLES: Jazz Cat, Fashionista, Hipster, Bookworm.