Somebody cloned my credit card so I'm canceling my account until that's sorted. Fucking asshole bought a suit, flowers, gas... I pretty much paid for someone to get gussied up and laid. $900 for a suit though? I thought good suits were $1200+. Crooks aren't good at formal dress, I guess.
I went out on my inline skates for about 20 minutes last night and jesus fuck, I'm out of shape. I came back all sweaty and out of breath after a skate around the neighborhood. Time to get on that whole "being active" thing if I wanna get back to being freakishly skinny. I've gained a few pounds over the winter between beer, pop and my prescription.
I've been shooting for AandP at their parties and learning a lot about flash photography. I used to hate using a flash because direct flash makes people look ghastly but setting it up to bounce makes for some pretty good photos. My hands are a ton steadier than they used to be too so I can do 1/10 of a second shutterspeeds without shakies!
I've got a referral from my doctor to go see a urologist about a vasectomy. I've been thinking about getting fixed since I was 17 and now I finally can go through with it. About the only reason I can think of for wanting a kid is to provide my parents with a grandchild and that's not a good enough reason to have one. I'm sure once my friends (well, more of my friends) start having kids my parents will get to baby-sit sometime!
Rockstar Burner is an awesome drink. 0 calories and shitloads of caffeine makes me happy
I fell off my bicycle tonight and gave myself a little road rash. Street car rails like to eat bicycle tires!
I've been shooting for AandP at their parties and learning a lot about flash photography. I used to hate using a flash because direct flash makes people look ghastly but setting it up to bounce makes for some pretty good photos. My hands are a ton steadier than they used to be too so I can do 1/10 of a second shutterspeeds without shakies!
I've got a referral from my doctor to go see a urologist about a vasectomy. I've been thinking about getting fixed since I was 17 and now I finally can go through with it. About the only reason I can think of for wanting a kid is to provide my parents with a grandchild and that's not a good enough reason to have one. I'm sure once my friends (well, more of my friends) start having kids my parents will get to baby-sit sometime!
Rockstar Burner is an awesome drink. 0 calories and shitloads of caffeine makes me happy
I fell off my bicycle tonight and gave myself a little road rash. Street car rails like to eat bicycle tires!
Thanks for the good luck everybody! I got accepted to OCAD and will be starting first year fine art in the fall. I R STUDENT!
My god, beef ribs are like eating steaks on a stick. I heartily endorse beef ribs and regret not getting pictures of the carnage left by three hungry, drunken men. BEEF RIBS.
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I like going to the food court underneath my building about an hour before closing time. They give me so much good food because otherwise they throw it out. CLOSING TIME!
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BANANAS
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APPLES
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I like going to the food court underneath my building about an hour before closing time. They give me so much good food because otherwise they throw it out. CLOSING TIME!
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BANANAS
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APPLES
I MOVE INTO MY NEW PLACE ON SUNDAY! FUCK YEAH
Expect some DoctorSkinnying from now on at SG:Toronto events.
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To my delight, I find there is a different warning on each pack of cigarettes. Mine says: "Warning: Smoking can cause fetal damage or premature birth." Fuck it -- I've found my brand! "Yeah, gimme a carton of Low Birth Weights." Just don't get the ones that says lung cancer, ya know? Shop around. It is your body. - Bill Hicks
I've found my brand!
Expect some DoctorSkinnying from now on at SG:Toronto events.
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To my delight, I find there is a different warning on each pack of cigarettes. Mine says: "Warning: Smoking can cause fetal damage or premature birth." Fuck it -- I've found my brand! "Yeah, gimme a carton of Low Birth Weights." Just don't get the ones that says lung cancer, ya know? Shop around. It is your body. - Bill Hicks
I've found my brand!
"The UK" or "how I spent my x-mas eve in an Eastbourne dance club with four santas, two cousins and a heaping pile of alcohol"
Dance! Dance motherfucker, dance!
Dancin'
Dancin'
Cousin drunk, me drunk, cousin drunk, some girl drunk
My cousin and I drunk off our heads on RedBull and Vodka post dancing. She has a thing for men experiencing male pattern baldness and "little people" so if there's any balding midgets/dwarves reading this, I can hook you up.
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I found an apartment in Toronto AND I'm getting a free bed from the current tenants! Hopefully the tenant's a nun. I don't want my bed smelling like sex and fat man.
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Note to self: use glass beads or walnut shells to blast the bike frame
Dance! Dance motherfucker, dance!
Dancin'
Dancin'
Cousin drunk, me drunk, cousin drunk, some girl drunk
My cousin and I drunk off our heads on RedBull and Vodka post dancing. She has a thing for men experiencing male pattern baldness and "little people" so if there's any balding midgets/dwarves reading this, I can hook you up.
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I found an apartment in Toronto AND I'm getting a free bed from the current tenants! Hopefully the tenant's a nun. I don't want my bed smelling like sex and fat man.
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Note to self: use glass beads or walnut shells to blast the bike frame
