into: Deathmetal and stuffed animals, Kleptopyrotriscadecanecrobestialityphobia. That's the fear of stealing 13 dead flaming animals and then having sex with every single one of them.
not into: dishonesty, pointless arguments, team sports, bravado, torn cuticles, traffic, razor burn, pompous ignorance
makes me happy: being sociable, funny jokes, a crushingly heavy Drum&Bass mix, small boobies, lists of things that make me happy, wasabi peas, going to great lengths to inconvenience the over privileged, Bourbon (Knob Creek & Bulleit, yum yum!), Sushi&Sake, getting to sleep as long as I want.
makes me sad: cancer, heartbreak, little kids(I guess they make me more homicidal than sad) constant war in the middle east, unfulfilled dreams, not getting to sleep as long as I want, INTELLIGENT DESIGN CREATIONISM
hobbies: Music production, free association, aimless navel-gazing, lurking.
5 things i can't live without: a pair of rusty metal tongs, 3 acorns stuck together with melted rubber, a spraybottle full of dog urine and formaldehyde, part of the front bumper of a 1980 Dodge Dart, and my DVD of livestock dismemberments set to ear splitting screeching noises.
vices: cannabalism, invisibility, and....what's that thing called where you can't stop eating wood?
thoughts on sg: It's okay
i spend most of my free time: sleeping, staring at the internet.
occupation: I safeguard the American public against the hoard of zombie octopi waiting to lunge out of the Pacific and bring this mighty nation to its knees. Sleep well, America. DisasterMagnet is ever vigilant.
current crush: yeah, we're going to skip this one.
stats: an open ended bio-construct originally developed to survey alien planets and adapt to fit in with indiginous lifeforms. So far, this assignment has been exhausting.
body mods: I broke off the end of a metal rake and screwed it into my skull, giving me a wobbly metal mohawk which I can also use to do yardwork. Now that's what I call practical!
gets me hot: Mowing down imbeciles with the Flaming Chainsaw of Retribution.
favorite position: Leaning toward your bedroom window with a pair of binoculars
fantasy: one day, I'm gunna break into some people's houses. And then...I'm gunna walk around and look at all the stuff they have. And then, I'm gunna paint everything red. Cuz red reminds me of death.
sign: PRIVATE PROPERTY: Trespassers will be defenestrated
most humbling moment: Ugh, the story is way too long to tell here. God, I'll never get those stains out of that shirt. Anyway, if you REALLY want, I'll show you the police report.
i lost my virginity: In a graveyard. This one is actually true, so I'm leaving it.
CIGARETTES: Nope
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: Occasionally
MY DRUG USE: Drug Free
MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.
MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes
POT: Nope
MY STATUS: single
MY PIGEONHOLES: Metalhead, Drum & Bass, Geek, Gamer
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