i just yelled at some kids and told them that if they keep running across the roof that i am going to call the cops.

you can call me grandpa digdug.

people on craigslist are weird. and by weird, i mean totally fucking lame.
i'm selling a particleboard bookcase for $20.

Hi,
I live in the Santa Clarita Valley, which is about 40 minutes from Santa Monica. It's a long shot, but I was wondering if you would be willing to meet somewhere in the middle for me to pick up the bookcase?

Thanks for your time

and

hello,

i'm interested in the bookcase you posted on craigslist. is it still available? if so, would you be willing to meet me near the 110/10? i'm in pasadena and santa monica's a bit of a drive but i would like to check out the bookcase.

thanks,
roraine

it's kinda amazing that people can be so fucking ridiculous.

i also had a guy buy a wooden ladder from me (in great condition btw). he tried to haggle it down from $15 to $10.
and he was driving a $40,000 car.

i wish there was one easy place where i could get all my iPhone questions answered.

• why can't i set up my voicemail? is this a hardware or software issue?
• can i get rid of the stocks app?
  
• how can i change the default number for my favorite contacts who have multiple numbers? my friend has 3 numbers and i want to change it so that her cell is the default number instead of her office.
• can i really not send pics from my computer via bluetooth? i have to email it to myself?
• can i change the default font on the notes app?
• is there any way for gmail to automatically update? it always says i have 50+ messages but i have already read those on my computer. right now, i have to manually mark them all as read on the iPhone.
• i can't get the AIM app to let me sign in.

DigDug is apartment hunting in portland.
please leave a message after the beep beep m' beep beep yeah.

why are fireworks going off just a few blocks from my house tonight?

this is my latest illustration which appears in yeti 5.



available here and in fine music and book stores near you.

here are some other awesome people born on my brifday:

1643 - Sir Isaac Newton, English mathematician and natural philosopher (d. 1727)
1785 - Jakob Grimm, German philologist and folklorist (d. 1863)
1809 - Louis Braille, French inventor of braille (d. 1852)
1881 - Wilhelm Lehmbruck, German sculptor (d. 1919)
1896 - André Masson, French artist (d. 1987)
1900 - James Bond, American ornithologist (d. 1989) (i dunno, but he is James Bond and i like birdies, so you know...)
1929 - Yayoi Kusama, Japanese artist, sculptor
1932 - Carlos Saura, Spanish director
1935 - Floyd Patterson, American boxer (d. 2006)
1937 - Dyan Cannon, American actress
1940 - Helmut Jahn, German architect
1942 - John McLaughlin, English jazz guitarist
1954 - Eugene Chadbourne, American composer and musician
1955 - Mark Hollis, English musician and composer (Talk Talk)
1956 - Nels Cline, American guitarist and composer
1956 - Bernard Sumner, English musician (New Order, Joy Division, Electronic)
1958 - Matt Frewer, American actor (Max Headroom for those of you who aren't hip to it)
1958 - Julian Sands, British actor
1959 - Yoshitomo Nara, Japanese pop artist
1960 - Michael Stipe, American singer (R.E.M.)
1962 - Robin Guthrie, Scottish guitarist (Cocteau Twins)
1963 - Dave Foley, Canadian comedian and actor
1963 - Till Lindemann, German singer (Rammstein)
1965 - Yvan Attal, French actor and director (and husband to Charlotte Gainsbourg)
1965 - Beth Gibbons, English singer (Portishead)
1965 - Cait O'Riordan, British musician (The Pogues)
1965 - Julia Ormond, English actress
1967 - David Berman, American poet and singer/songwriter (Silver Jews)
1969 - DigDug, American fool