into: Fucking everything. Music, clothing, sex with people other than my g/f (I love you Jules!), drinking copious amounts of coffee while studying/ flirting with anything in site.

makes me happy: Getting what I want.

makes me sad: I'm always happy. :)

5 things i can't live without: Coffee, the kids, music, music, my sense of self worth.

vices: My only vice is that I don't spread the love around enough. Oh and I hate using punctuation.

thoughts on sg: I love it

occupation: sans culotte

current crush: Myself. God I'm pretty.

stats: I'm pretty fucking cool.

body mods: Nothing yet. For the love of allah, someone tattoo me!

heroes: Anyone that can handle me for more than a week. Truly great people.

gets me hot: Spontaneity. Fuck consequences. That's for smart people.

favorite position: I make them up as I go and I have no names, so I have no clue how to answer this, but it requires a working knowledge of Quantum Mechanics.

fantasy: To build a scale replica of Ryan Phillipe out of Honey Nut Cheerios.

sign: Stop! Bahahahaha! *kills self* but seriously, ive got horns.

most humbling moment: Whipping out my penis and hearing a giggle followed by an..

i lost my virginity: In a very uncomfortable position.

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I will pee on your dog while wrapped in clingfilm.

MY POLITICS: SMASH THE STATE!!!

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: open relationship

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories