age: 32 (May 15, 1981)
MEMBER SINCE: July 2005
occupation: Fruit computing
heroes: You
stats: I can beat up your dad
crush: You
makes me sad: Nothing
body mods: I had my penis surgically connected to my ankles. I don't know why.
gets me hot: Warm weather
most humbling moment: When people tell me that my brilliance is all in my head.
fantasy: Eating a plate of pancakes without getting sick of them.
into: Stuff
i lost my virginity: And all I got was this witty comment.



















I'm looking at you, Robin.