I went clothes shopping and enjoyed it for the first time in my life. I think it was trying on sizes that I didn't know I could wear.

13.1 Miles in 2:22:58
with three stops to pee

I'm off to run around the Magic Kingdom this weekend. YAY me.

I would rather ride the slow train than the roller coaster at this point.

Yep, I'm definitely too old for this now.

ALOHA!!!!

Today I got to smell my favorite smell. Rain in the desert. Cloudy, cool, rainy, the smell, it was a beautiful morning.

The vacation I wished for is happening. June 19. Maui. Surf is motherfucking up beeyotches. It was an anniversary present from wifey. She ROCKS. Of course she gets to come too. I'm gonna mountain bike down that volcano and lay on a beach.

THe cops told us that they have confiscated more guns in the parking lot of my work than anywhere else in town in the last two weeks. Yikes

I seriously need a vacation. A real one with beaches and dark skinned natives and TGIfridays. OK, no TGI's.