gender: SG

age: 32 (Jul 17, 1980)

occupation: suppressing my rage... until the coming zombie apocalypse, then it's on!

gets me hot: Honesty, integrity, wit, blue collar dirt and rough housing.

i lost my virginity: At 14... I've never been good at waiting, but hey... at least I saved the box it came in.

sign: Tumor, I mean Cancer.

makes me sad: The rest of the world (for the most part).

crush: The AA12, the Tremors and my little kitten man.

heroes: My mom , the Baroness from GI Joe, Brigitte Nielsen circa Red Sonja, the evil chick who rode a tiger on He-man... pretty much any badass bitch who can TCB.

most humbling moment: I work with VERY old and/or very sick people every day. At least once a day I'm reminded that my life may not be fabulous but it could be a butt load shittier.

into: Genuine people, hanging out with them and having fun. Drinking, smoking, fucking, naps, eating, baking, cleaning, shoes, sloth, gluttony, intentionally breaking things, silliness, being June Cleaver (if she were a dirty pirate hooker).

makes me happy: Friends, family, Freddy and Pauly, smacking a grown man's ass hard enough to make his legs give out, clean sheets, tasty sandwiches and multiple orgasms.

stats: Terminally bitchy with periodic bouts of cunty and full of many, many stupid feelings.