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JUNE 6, 2008 @ 02:16 AM

Today was.....

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Man Day

It was unofficially scheduled. but i figure since i cried at a chic flick last week i needed to do something in order to keep my testicles from being repossessed by that mythical guy in the sky that knows all.

I started by changing the oil in my truck. It was long overdue. I figured out my hydraulic floor jack is broken, kind of, it still worked, but, not like it was supposed to. But i got dirt under the fingernails and i topped off the rest of the fluids in the truck. I have to go get the cooling system flushed tomorrow, it's not looking healthy. I could do this in the backyard, but, they have machines that do it in a quarter of the time that i can do it in, and i get pretty good discounts where i go.

I then did some computer work. Fixed a friend's computer, didn't charge her, although i should of because the computer was absolutely fucked up and she didn't do anything to make it better. She told me it's a computer she never uses but would like to have a back-up, but no rush. She's been bitching at me every weekend she sees me since she gave it to me. I shall promptly return it to her by throwing it at her head.

I then took the motorcycle out for a ride. Just a short one. But manly none-the-less

I came home and cleaned all of my guns. They were overdue too.



I fail at....

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drawing on the sidewalk with chalk with my daughter.

She was drawing happy kitties and doggies and houses and birdies and rainbows.

What did daddy do?

Each of the 7 sidewalk panels in our front yard have a different equation on how to either find the Angle of a triangle, the hypotenuse of a right triangle, the calculation to determine Total Resistance in a series DC circuit, the calculation to determine total resistance in a parallel circuit, a schematic of a basic resistance series circuit, a schematic of a parallel circuit, a schematic of a complex circuit, and the final panel has the calculation to determine the total resistance of a complex circuit.

I fail at graffiti

My daughter even looked at me and said "That doesn't even look fun dad" to which i replied with "what's fun to me isn't necessarily fun to you"

then i beat her with a stick. (no not really)

But we did play dodgeball and i accidentally beaned her in the face with a ball and she ran in and told gramma on me.



This weekend...

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Has much to rejoice about.....

1. Allyson at the camper
2. Pool is open
3. Camper has air conditioning, air conditioning will be set to 35 °F since we are experiencing a heat wave, and i may or may not sit around in my skivvies and let "the boys" breath.



In a week.....

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My parents go on their yearly vacation to Maine that they take Allyson on and successfully spoil the absolute shit out of her. I will have the house to myself, i will be by myself completely for 10 days. The only thing i have to do is make it to school. Beyond that, i am not planning anything but relaxation.



I broke...

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a tooth today. it doesn't hurt, but it's got jagged edges on it and it keeps catching my lip. It isn't noticeable from the front but it is irritating the living shit out of me.

Evidently a trip to the dentist is in order. I hate dentists.



I hope everyone has a great weekend!

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Franpire

Franpire

SUICIDEGIRL

Netherlands

JUN 06, 2008 02:44 AM


then i beat her with a stick. (no not really)

But we did play dodgeball and i accidentally beaned her in the face with a ball and she ran in and told gramma on me.



Hahaha, your entries allways make me laugh.
Eek breaking a tooth is not good news. That's one thing that is really damn expensive here too. And having a decent smile is hellish important. You're lucky it isn;t visable.

Mmmmmmmmmmmm so happy you're feeling manly again, I was about to start calling you daisy after your "Annie" confession! tongue

RudieCantFail

RudieCantFail

Intercourse, PA
January 2006

JUN 06, 2008 02:55 AM

No equations for a Uridium 234 detonator on the side walk? I'm disappointed.

Oz_the_Vamp

Oz_the_Vamp

Lorain, OH
June 2005

JUN 06, 2008 03:21 AM

You should have diagramed all the circuits to hook a flux capacitor up on a Delorean. That woulda been fun.

I got those RAM sticks in yesterday. Any time works for me. I'm not in any rush.

ohash

ohash

Columbus, OH
May 2007

JUN 06, 2008 03:26 AM

Oh geez...

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NEEEERD ALERT!!!


I am with Ally...that kind of chalk drawing does NOT sound like fun. At all.

ohash

ohash

Columbus, OH
May 2007

JUN 06, 2008 07:53 AM

I kind of hate you. Just so you know.

JoLeigh

JoLeigh

SUICIDEGIRL

Florida, USA

JUN 06, 2008 09:26 AM

Thank you for I am sure you can get the hang of sidewalk chalk wink

thank you for all your well wishes

Franpire

Franpire

SUICIDEGIRL

Netherlands

JUN 06, 2008 10:16 AM

Now, I agree. A man in touch with his feminine side, no matter how cliche that sounds, is very attractive! SO watch all the sappy films you like. Stay away from leg and crack waxing though tongue wink

Shalome

Shalome

MODERATOR

Los Angeles, CA

JUN 06, 2008 10:45 AM

Oh, by the way, I would love to have ferret pics on my silly site! smile

bald_eagle

bald_eagle

Indianapolis, IN
November 2006

JUN 06, 2008 01:51 PM

Ah, yes. The manliness of grease under the fingernails!

Kindle

Kindle

Seattle, WA
March 2006

JUN 06, 2008 03:46 PM

Okay, I officially had people looking at me funny for laughing so hard while drinking coffee. I'm so glad I swallowed before reading that.

I think I would shoot myself.

Kindle

Kindle

Seattle, WA
March 2006

JUN 06, 2008 03:59 PM

Buwahaha. He has a head of steel. I think the helmet would just make it soft.

R0nin

R0nin

Chicago, IL
October 2005

JUN 06, 2008 04:22 PM

Get that tooth taken care of man. I had the same thing happen to me earlier this year, but I let it go too long, and eventually I ended up making a trip to the ER in the WORST fucking pain I think I've ever been in! $2500 later... it's fine...

Elora

Elora

SUICIDEGIRL

Pennsylvania, USA

JUN 06, 2008 06:58 PM

im doing good! i'll have to catch you on aim soon and fill ya in!

Suicide_Earl

Suicide_Earl

Minneapolis, MN
November 2005

JUN 07, 2008 01:54 AM

What did daddy do?

I got as far as

Each of the 7 sidewalk panels in our front yard have a different equation on how to either find the Angle of a triangle, the hypotenuse of a right triangle, the calculation to determine...

before I had to stop because I was laughing so hard.

One of these days I'm going to click on your blog and find some huge equation, that when solved actually turns out to be a long-winded rant about whatever happens to be going through your mind at the time.

xALICEx

xALICEx

United Kingdom
July 2006

JUN 07, 2008 02:12 AM

wow....thats stuff you drew in chalk totally went over my head!

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