Bon fuckingsoir mutherfuckers!
It's here peeps! Europe's night of nights. The musical version of the Special Olympics. The Eurovision Song Contest! Ever wonder what Croatian rap sounds like? Curious about Turkish dance? Ever wondered why you don't hear enough songs about abandoned livestock performed by lingerie clad Bosnian women? For people like me who like punching themselves with extreme predjudice in the face until they get a concussion, or the brain dead retards who love the songs and take this political circle jerk seriously, enjoy the night. Here's some fuckers from the past to give you a taste.
For those uninitiated with the Euro Song Contest, it's like world cup soccer except the finalists are chosen, not by their skills but by some retarded arcane method that ensures the best every country has to offer is ignored and replaced with the most annoying, tedious, fist shakingly god awful fuckers you can possibly imagine. It's the European version of music Idol, where equally annoying and tedious fuckers waste our waking, breathing hours with their terrible renditions of equally terrible top forty crap songs. Like hell, it's suffering without relief.
Think I'm making this shit up? Giddyup fuckers! Here;s a medley from Euro Vomit Song Shite, Jaysus, this shit is so fucking terrible make up your own minds...
Jaysus Check out the Greek entrants, Devo rip offs? Or as they say in Greek Devoripocles.
Yes Europeans are a special breed. Normal people would eat through their own limbs, or like in Roman times fiegn serious injury to be carried out of one of Nero's interminable plays, to escape such fucking shite. Europeans, who are obviously still proud of the musical defacation they praise which English speakers (apart from England who subscribe to this shite) find retarded, puzzling, and fucking awful on every level of human tolerance.
Jesus, on a continental level, for one night, taste and art becomes some homogenised bleeting from nameless fuckers who unless they are particularlty awful, or perhaps on rare occasions gifted are remembered.
It's here peeps! Europe's night of nights. The musical version of the Special Olympics. The Eurovision Song Contest! Ever wonder what Croatian rap sounds like? Curious about Turkish dance? Ever wondered why you don't hear enough songs about abandoned livestock performed by lingerie clad Bosnian women? For people like me who like punching themselves with extreme predjudice in the face until they get a concussion, or the brain dead retards who love the songs and take this political circle jerk seriously, enjoy the night. Here's some fuckers from the past to give you a taste.
For those uninitiated with the Euro Song Contest, it's like world cup soccer except the finalists are chosen, not by their skills but by some retarded arcane method that ensures the best every country has to offer is ignored and replaced with the most annoying, tedious, fist shakingly god awful fuckers you can possibly imagine. It's the European version of music Idol, where equally annoying and tedious fuckers waste our waking, breathing hours with their terrible renditions of equally terrible top forty crap songs. Like hell, it's suffering without relief.
Think I'm making this shit up? Giddyup fuckers! Here;s a medley from Euro Vomit Song Shite, Jaysus, this shit is so fucking terrible make up your own minds...
Jaysus Check out the Greek entrants, Devo rip offs? Or as they say in Greek Devoripocles.
Yes Europeans are a special breed. Normal people would eat through their own limbs, or like in Roman times fiegn serious injury to be carried out of one of Nero's interminable plays, to escape such fucking shite. Europeans, who are obviously still proud of the musical defacation they praise which English speakers (apart from England who subscribe to this shite) find retarded, puzzling, and fucking awful on every level of human tolerance.
Jesus, on a continental level, for one night, taste and art becomes some homogenised bleeting from nameless fuckers who unless they are particularlty awful, or perhaps on rare occasions gifted are remembered.
Bonfuckingjour Punters,
Anywho, back to my old self, here are my unsolicited observations.
What's with bouncers at the pub (bar to my US mates) telling me to go home cause I'm drunk? I've never had a waiter at a restaurant tell me to go home because I looked full.
I walk alot. I like walking. It's a simple expedient that gets me from point A to point B. Walking is not cool these days, everyone drives. Even if it takes longer to drive round the corner, park and get out. Walking is seen as a Herculean effort, peeps in my neighbourhood wear special walking outfits, lycra compression wear to walk the equivalent of 2 kms. It's fucking pathetic. So I walk 20 minutes down the road and peeps are like, OMG Deucey you walked for like, 20 minutes? You must be so tired. No I'm not tired. You fuckers drive to the gym to run for an hour on a fucking treadmill in your little lycra outfits. I walked here at a leisurely pace.
I tried to set up a sharing network for music at my work. I had very little interest which kind of irked me. I called it the' Performers & Entertainers Network for Internet Sharing'. Maybe the acronym put people off.
Now I know that tv is pretty fucking crap. Seriously, Australia has the worst fucking tv shows ever. I am a fist shaking hater of reality fucking shite. Our channel 7 now has a celebrity dive show. Jaysus, newsreaders, and celebrity gardeners doing stupid dives. This coming from a country with celebrity 'guess that fruit', 'celebrity brain surgeon' and 'celebrity hostile siege negotiator'.
I recently bought a black collared shirt. "so what' I hear you say, sew buttons! It took months of casual an non-comitted searching! Men's fashion at the mo is a fucking joke. Is it me or are men becoming smaller and more effeminate? Shit, Ben Sherman's don't even stock large, and the shirt fabrics! *full rant mode initiated*, if you wore those shirts to the RSL (this is an Aussie thing) you'd blend in with the garish carpet. Polka dots? Since when do men who don't work as a circus clown wear polka dots? Is fashion just a sick ruse to emasculate men and replace blokes with stupidly dressed twats in tiny little wine coloured pants?
Which brings me to my next point. Cafes. There's 4 cafes in my street that boast Melbournes best coffee. Now there's no fucking way they all have the best coffee. I suggest a duel to the death between those self important fucktard, stretched eared, skinny jeans wearing, Flock of Seagulls hair dos, just crappy enough ironic t-shirt wearing Barristas. Winner gets to keep the sign. Yes I hate your tude' fuckers, you make coffee. If you ever got your head out of your ass for long enough you'd see there's more to life than pouring milk in a love heart shape in my cup. Your coffee skills aren't curing cancer, so hey, the serious long face is misplaced. So put the lid on my cup and get me a fucking Danish! You have one skill set, coffee, two if you count using tongs to get my Danish.
Anywho, as I always say, society is a sick nag that needs to be put down. Have a great week folks.
Here's some more stuff I like watching and or listening to, you're wlecome.
Los Amigos Invisibles! El Disco ANAL!
Taking a trip here, remember TISM? I'm on the drug that killed River Phoenix...
..and hey it's nearly time for the Eurovison song contest, the event which brings together the absolute fucking, god-awful, worst Europe has to offer for one night of terrible entertainment. The only upshot being the irony of watching sexy lingerie clad dancers and hairy ugly Eastern European men singing a ballard about their favorite goat being blown up by a stray soviet era landmine. Here's a taste! What's that? You want something more random than landmines & goats? You want what? A German rapping cowboy in a star spangled white & gold suit wearing platform boots? Well I have just the thing!
Kinda catchy, Hagen dagen dooda duh! Yeah!
OK, let's take a break, don't like polka? You do now fucker! What's that twanging sound? Panties dropping! The guy on the right is a riot!
Alright taking it right back, this guy has charm and passion, I'd throw coinage his way...The song he's singing in translates as 'My Grinder Brings all Bitches in the Yard...'
File this one under, if only he'd used his powers for good instead of evil...
Anywho lastly, the money as far as I'm concerned, ever drink Baileys from a shoe?
Holy crap, you scrolled down this far? Fuck! Well hey, one for the road. I pop this on every couple of months, I love the choreograhed chefs dancing. I want those delightful fuckers right in my front pocket..Yep that's all I got for the mo.
Anywho, back to my old self, here are my unsolicited observations.
What's with bouncers at the pub (bar to my US mates) telling me to go home cause I'm drunk? I've never had a waiter at a restaurant tell me to go home because I looked full.
I walk alot. I like walking. It's a simple expedient that gets me from point A to point B. Walking is not cool these days, everyone drives. Even if it takes longer to drive round the corner, park and get out. Walking is seen as a Herculean effort, peeps in my neighbourhood wear special walking outfits, lycra compression wear to walk the equivalent of 2 kms. It's fucking pathetic. So I walk 20 minutes down the road and peeps are like, OMG Deucey you walked for like, 20 minutes? You must be so tired. No I'm not tired. You fuckers drive to the gym to run for an hour on a fucking treadmill in your little lycra outfits. I walked here at a leisurely pace.
I tried to set up a sharing network for music at my work. I had very little interest which kind of irked me. I called it the' Performers & Entertainers Network for Internet Sharing'. Maybe the acronym put people off.
Now I know that tv is pretty fucking crap. Seriously, Australia has the worst fucking tv shows ever. I am a fist shaking hater of reality fucking shite. Our channel 7 now has a celebrity dive show. Jaysus, newsreaders, and celebrity gardeners doing stupid dives. This coming from a country with celebrity 'guess that fruit', 'celebrity brain surgeon' and 'celebrity hostile siege negotiator'.
I recently bought a black collared shirt. "so what' I hear you say, sew buttons! It took months of casual an non-comitted searching! Men's fashion at the mo is a fucking joke. Is it me or are men becoming smaller and more effeminate? Shit, Ben Sherman's don't even stock large, and the shirt fabrics! *full rant mode initiated*, if you wore those shirts to the RSL (this is an Aussie thing) you'd blend in with the garish carpet. Polka dots? Since when do men who don't work as a circus clown wear polka dots? Is fashion just a sick ruse to emasculate men and replace blokes with stupidly dressed twats in tiny little wine coloured pants?
Which brings me to my next point. Cafes. There's 4 cafes in my street that boast Melbournes best coffee. Now there's no fucking way they all have the best coffee. I suggest a duel to the death between those self important fucktard, stretched eared, skinny jeans wearing, Flock of Seagulls hair dos, just crappy enough ironic t-shirt wearing Barristas. Winner gets to keep the sign. Yes I hate your tude' fuckers, you make coffee. If you ever got your head out of your ass for long enough you'd see there's more to life than pouring milk in a love heart shape in my cup. Your coffee skills aren't curing cancer, so hey, the serious long face is misplaced. So put the lid on my cup and get me a fucking Danish! You have one skill set, coffee, two if you count using tongs to get my Danish.
Anywho, as I always say, society is a sick nag that needs to be put down. Have a great week folks.
Here's some more stuff I like watching and or listening to, you're wlecome.
Los Amigos Invisibles! El Disco ANAL!
Taking a trip here, remember TISM? I'm on the drug that killed River Phoenix...
..and hey it's nearly time for the Eurovison song contest, the event which brings together the absolute fucking, god-awful, worst Europe has to offer for one night of terrible entertainment. The only upshot being the irony of watching sexy lingerie clad dancers and hairy ugly Eastern European men singing a ballard about their favorite goat being blown up by a stray soviet era landmine. Here's a taste! What's that? You want something more random than landmines & goats? You want what? A German rapping cowboy in a star spangled white & gold suit wearing platform boots? Well I have just the thing!
Kinda catchy, Hagen dagen dooda duh! Yeah!
OK, let's take a break, don't like polka? You do now fucker! What's that twanging sound? Panties dropping! The guy on the right is a riot!
Alright taking it right back, this guy has charm and passion, I'd throw coinage his way...The song he's singing in translates as 'My Grinder Brings all Bitches in the Yard...'
File this one under, if only he'd used his powers for good instead of evil...
Anywho lastly, the money as far as I'm concerned, ever drink Baileys from a shoe?
Holy crap, you scrolled down this far? Fuck! Well hey, one for the road. I pop this on every couple of months, I love the choreograhed chefs dancing. I want those delightful fuckers right in my front pocket..Yep that's all I got for the mo.
Que tal Flacos
Forgive my angry vitriol last post. Yes, I hate my relatives and the big child boning Cyclops that is the Catholic church. Yes, I have a chip on my shoulder about the ‘Charismatic Christian fucktards’ that have a wonderful knack of omitting biblical history when it comes to making other minorities appear guilty. I feel totally comfortable saying this as Jesus hung out with whores. This WWJD shit is retarded. Jesus was the champion of the underdog, even if the underdog was fucking fabulous. I won’t go too much into this, it just pisses me off so much and has caused so much bullshit in my family. That and the person I was fighting for gave me a verbal hiding for bringing his issues to the surface.
After I told him to suck it in fucktard, we laughed and he called me a meddling cunt. Thanks asstard. Last time I vent for you ;P. Anywho, you know I love you assmonkey. I am a fucking hetro fucker who believes in the inherent right of every monkey to be able to stick their genitals in whatever orifice gives them a green fucking light. To cling to whoever makes this planet ride wonderful. To choose their own path etc.
In todays bog blog, music, and crazy shit. My past condensed. A special shout to Platypus, thanks mate. your words made me feel better.
Bebel, you make my life beautiful...
Anyone who's punk enough to remember, don't give me this Joel Madden shit, bitch please!
Here's to my my mates, who remember Tex:
Anywho enjoy life!
Forgive my angry vitriol last post. Yes, I hate my relatives and the big child boning Cyclops that is the Catholic church. Yes, I have a chip on my shoulder about the ‘Charismatic Christian fucktards’ that have a wonderful knack of omitting biblical history when it comes to making other minorities appear guilty. I feel totally comfortable saying this as Jesus hung out with whores. This WWJD shit is retarded. Jesus was the champion of the underdog, even if the underdog was fucking fabulous. I won’t go too much into this, it just pisses me off so much and has caused so much bullshit in my family. That and the person I was fighting for gave me a verbal hiding for bringing his issues to the surface.
After I told him to suck it in fucktard, we laughed and he called me a meddling cunt. Thanks asstard. Last time I vent for you ;P. Anywho, you know I love you assmonkey. I am a fucking hetro fucker who believes in the inherent right of every monkey to be able to stick their genitals in whatever orifice gives them a green fucking light. To cling to whoever makes this planet ride wonderful. To choose their own path etc.
In todays bog blog, music, and crazy shit. My past condensed. A special shout to Platypus, thanks mate. your words made me feel better.
Bebel, you make my life beautiful...
Anyone who's punk enough to remember, don't give me this Joel Madden shit, bitch please!
Here's to my my mates, who remember Tex:
Anywho enjoy life!
Bonmotherfuckingjour!
Firstly super punters, anger. Merci buckets to my pc crashing just as I was pressing save. Yeah you want a piece of me fucktard! C'mon lets dance grinder monkey! I had a whole delightful bunch of stuff I wrote. Yeah, who am I kidding, who reads this shite anyway. You win this time HP Pavillion!
Fine, anywho, on with my blog, if it's ok with you crashing pc! Advice, shit I read about, mandies, word of the week, lastly why do I suck so much.
Helpful tip #523. Any weight loss ad on TV that starts with the words; 'sick of all those fad diets that don't get results?' Is pretty much a fad diet that promises no results. For some reason I imagine there's some Jabba sized eatozoid with KFC stained hands, frantically trying to hold a pen with his slick, oily fingers as the phone number or product runs on the screen.
Are you one of those fuckasstards that likes to fill your nethers with live animals? This is a cautionary tale.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/09/eel-removed-from-man-stuck-colon-photo_n_3046785.html?utm_hp_ref=fb&src=sp&comm_ref=false
Remember kids, eels and the lower intestines don't mix, for more information click on the link or get a brochure from the Ass Insertion Safety Council in your capital city.
Mangerie, I'm not sure if this is BS, it makes me fucking laugh. Lace on my cock makes me feel like a fucking man! Yeah Dog! I'm flexing my junk under that sweet, sweet lace...
http://designtaxi.com/news/357204/Sexy-Lingerie-For-Men-Because-Guys-Need-To-Feel-Sexy-Too/#.UXeN4LA4_kU.facebook
After coitus, can you do my cuticles and nails? Yeah baby, I'm your man, kind of...
Anywho I'm done, here's a couple of vids, You're welcome...hehe
Also to my mate Avril Latrine, who plays guitar in this band...
SCOTS I love you Mary Huff
Los Straightjackets live in Australia!
Finally I dedicate these for Romany, you are transcendant.
For those that remember this annoying fucking punk art putting shit up my ass I don't like...
OK nearly there James Chance and the Contortions, enjoy
Nick Cave, The Birthday Party, just when you thought you were happy
Firstly super punters, anger. Merci buckets to my pc crashing just as I was pressing save. Yeah you want a piece of me fucktard! C'mon lets dance grinder monkey! I had a whole delightful bunch of stuff I wrote. Yeah, who am I kidding, who reads this shite anyway. You win this time HP Pavillion!
Fine, anywho, on with my blog, if it's ok with you crashing pc! Advice, shit I read about, mandies, word of the week, lastly why do I suck so much.
Helpful tip #523. Any weight loss ad on TV that starts with the words; 'sick of all those fad diets that don't get results?' Is pretty much a fad diet that promises no results. For some reason I imagine there's some Jabba sized eatozoid with KFC stained hands, frantically trying to hold a pen with his slick, oily fingers as the phone number or product runs on the screen.
Are you one of those fuckasstards that likes to fill your nethers with live animals? This is a cautionary tale.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/09/eel-removed-from-man-stuck-colon-photo_n_3046785.html?utm_hp_ref=fb&src=sp&comm_ref=false
Remember kids, eels and the lower intestines don't mix, for more information click on the link or get a brochure from the Ass Insertion Safety Council in your capital city.
Mangerie, I'm not sure if this is BS, it makes me fucking laugh. Lace on my cock makes me feel like a fucking man! Yeah Dog! I'm flexing my junk under that sweet, sweet lace...
http://designtaxi.com/news/357204/Sexy-Lingerie-For-Men-Because-Guys-Need-To-Feel-Sexy-Too/#.UXeN4LA4_kU.facebook
After coitus, can you do my cuticles and nails? Yeah baby, I'm your man, kind of...
Anywho I'm done, here's a couple of vids, You're welcome...hehe
Also to my mate Avril Latrine, who plays guitar in this band...
SCOTS I love you Mary Huff
Los Straightjackets live in Australia!
Finally I dedicate these for Romany, you are transcendant.
For those that remember this annoying fucking punk art putting shit up my ass I don't like...
OK nearly there James Chance and the Contortions, enjoy
Nick Cave, The Birthday Party, just when you thought you were happy
Bonjour Duckers,
How's things? I'm fine, I hope you are too. In today's turgid ass episde:
Maggie's dead! So what, the angry cow in England's China shop. Responsible for breaking the union, the highest unemployment on record, closing down heavy industry, mining, manufacturing and the Argentinian conflict, even shutting down the free milk for school children scheme. What?! Taking milk from kids? Yes horrified reader, shutting down free milk for kids in schools. We have enough dough to gun down those wretched Argentinians but milk for tomorrow's youth is too expensive! Thanks bitch and thanks to the media and the insipid hollywood movie, she's an icon. So was Hilter to the fucking Nazies. Nuff' said.
The hopelessness and anger she caused during her tenure did produce a lot of good music...To those who didn't see the riots on TV or experience the loss of steady work first hand, the spike in taxes, the ripple effect in Commonwealth nations, here's the down low. Maggie was a bulwark against the socialism her regime kind of mirrored and had a loyal dog like adherance to cold war policy as approved by the US who used England as a 'Not Welcome mat' to the trigger happy Bolsheviks who, while waiting in line for a whole fucking day for coffee, vodka and bread were too distracted to think about M.A.D. (mutual assured destruction). Honestly you'll never know the joy of life during the Thatcher years, lucky fuckers.
Anywho speaking of the music...
There's more but I'm guessing you don't have the patience!
Fuck Maggie!
How's things? I'm fine, I hope you are too. In today's turgid ass episde:
Maggie's dead! So what, the angry cow in England's China shop. Responsible for breaking the union, the highest unemployment on record, closing down heavy industry, mining, manufacturing and the Argentinian conflict, even shutting down the free milk for school children scheme. What?! Taking milk from kids? Yes horrified reader, shutting down free milk for kids in schools. We have enough dough to gun down those wretched Argentinians but milk for tomorrow's youth is too expensive! Thanks bitch and thanks to the media and the insipid hollywood movie, she's an icon. So was Hilter to the fucking Nazies. Nuff' said.
The hopelessness and anger she caused during her tenure did produce a lot of good music...To those who didn't see the riots on TV or experience the loss of steady work first hand, the spike in taxes, the ripple effect in Commonwealth nations, here's the down low. Maggie was a bulwark against the socialism her regime kind of mirrored and had a loyal dog like adherance to cold war policy as approved by the US who used England as a 'Not Welcome mat' to the trigger happy Bolsheviks who, while waiting in line for a whole fucking day for coffee, vodka and bread were too distracted to think about M.A.D. (mutual assured destruction). Honestly you'll never know the joy of life during the Thatcher years, lucky fuckers.
Anywho speaking of the music...
There's more but I'm guessing you don't have the patience!
Fuck Maggie!
Bon-fucking-jour,
In today's only two people will read episode...
What a fucking week, ‘The Walking Dead’ wraps up and some brain dead fucktard in North Korea decides to play chicken with the US. Reality much asstard Kim Jong fuckwit?
So back home in OZ the politicians pictured below, are getting all, 'they can hit us? Really?' North Korea, the answer to who’s country’s leader is so tiny his dick is concave? Reality check no. The missiles would have to have favourable head winds, the luck of the Irish, Maybe Jesus performing some of his anti-social child-god smiting as mentioned in the Apocrypha. No fucking way. That little assmonkey is just doing the human version of a primate crapping in his hands and throwing turds at his enemy.
No money, no allies, China, really? China would be happy to see him get bloodied and take notes for when they really get serious about World Dom. That fucker is a stupid ass-monkey. It’s hilarious, when the US set it’s sights on Iran late last year, China & Russia were like “I don’t fucking think so…” truth is Iran supplies oil to China & Russia. They were ready to get all in with the US. North Korea, what do they have? Those fuckers can’t even feed themselves without foreign aid.
What does this mean? Dickless assmonkey Kim just wants to show he has cojones, rattle his tiny wittle sabre and hopefully wrangle some more foreign aid. Truth is ugly, as ugly as that little fucktard. We don’t know whether he’s fucking stoopid enough to give it a crack, hence the hardware. The US has missile seeking frigates, aircraft carriers, stealth bombers & elite forces in the region. If there's one thing the US military is good at, is offense...
Would China get involved? Fuck no! China is riding high on the dollars Americans invested back in the 90’s on cheap offshore labour, management mentoring and the fruits of the yanks short sighted attempts to chase the almighty profit above national benefit. I don’t see China batting an eyelid. Communism is an anachronism, socialist democracy ascendant. Two different things.
So anyway hope this helps. In Australia this barely makes the news. Why I hear you ask? Because the mainstream media thinks Brangelina and kittens in trees is more news worthy. So hey, on the off chance Dick fuck Jong is packing some real heat, like the Russian ICBM's of the 1980's, each packing 10 MIRV's with 20 megaton warheads, (City Killers). Aussies will die by the score, ingnorant, many with their last thought being, ‘gotta post this on facebook, some taking selfies in the toilet thinking, "Is my ass fat?' Others at the pub, cursing the TAB and the Cranbourne Stakes being interupted by static…' If their embarassing missile launches are anything to go by we're OK for now...
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Anywho lovies, end on a song right? Hope you delightful fuckers are well.
In today's only two people will read episode...
What a fucking week, ‘The Walking Dead’ wraps up and some brain dead fucktard in North Korea decides to play chicken with the US. Reality much asstard Kim Jong fuckwit?
So back home in OZ the politicians pictured below, are getting all, 'they can hit us? Really?' North Korea, the answer to who’s country’s leader is so tiny his dick is concave? Reality check no. The missiles would have to have favourable head winds, the luck of the Irish, Maybe Jesus performing some of his anti-social child-god smiting as mentioned in the Apocrypha. No fucking way. That little assmonkey is just doing the human version of a primate crapping in his hands and throwing turds at his enemy.
No money, no allies, China, really? China would be happy to see him get bloodied and take notes for when they really get serious about World Dom. That fucker is a stupid ass-monkey. It’s hilarious, when the US set it’s sights on Iran late last year, China & Russia were like “I don’t fucking think so…” truth is Iran supplies oil to China & Russia. They were ready to get all in with the US. North Korea, what do they have? Those fuckers can’t even feed themselves without foreign aid.
What does this mean? Dickless assmonkey Kim just wants to show he has cojones, rattle his tiny wittle sabre and hopefully wrangle some more foreign aid. Truth is ugly, as ugly as that little fucktard. We don’t know whether he’s fucking stoopid enough to give it a crack, hence the hardware. The US has missile seeking frigates, aircraft carriers, stealth bombers & elite forces in the region. If there's one thing the US military is good at, is offense...
Would China get involved? Fuck no! China is riding high on the dollars Americans invested back in the 90’s on cheap offshore labour, management mentoring and the fruits of the yanks short sighted attempts to chase the almighty profit above national benefit. I don’t see China batting an eyelid. Communism is an anachronism, socialist democracy ascendant. Two different things.
So anyway hope this helps. In Australia this barely makes the news. Why I hear you ask? Because the mainstream media thinks Brangelina and kittens in trees is more news worthy. So hey, on the off chance Dick fuck Jong is packing some real heat, like the Russian ICBM's of the 1980's, each packing 10 MIRV's with 20 megaton warheads, (City Killers). Aussies will die by the score, ingnorant, many with their last thought being, ‘gotta post this on facebook, some taking selfies in the toilet thinking, "Is my ass fat?' Others at the pub, cursing the TAB and the Cranbourne Stakes being interupted by static…' If their embarassing missile launches are anything to go by we're OK for now...
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Anywho lovies, end on a song right? Hope you delightful fuckers are well.
