lol...well those would possibly cushion anything, might even save her life if she fell off a building! or fell out of a plane, would probably float well in water to...life preservers

but please lets hope people are not stupid enough to go out and get implants because they might save their lives....i fear that some people probably would be.

oh...i just had a thought, perhaps this is a publicity stunt for a boob job company...i wouldn't doubt that they would try that...what better way to push implants than to say they could save your life

or not

Haha yeah, advertising agencies can put a spin on anything. "Breast implants, not just sexy & beautiful, but life saving... *close up of doctor's face looking stern with all manner of important looking charts behind him* Independant medical research proves that breast implants can not only protect you in car accidents, they act as floatation devices, can reduce the risk of hyperthermia and can help men reduce depression.* Doctor gets up from chair and walks towards camera, again the face is stern and full of concern* You owe it to those you love to get them."

I love that both these comments are like eight times longer than the original post.

Hahaha can help men reduce depression GOLD
I might suggest this to wives and gfs of those I help at work (I work in mental health)
In the past outings to brothels have reduced aggression in men