Dear Los Angeles,
Fuck you, you smog ridden jerk city! We are stealing the dave formerly known as poopy and wrapping him in the verdant and fresh rain scented arms of Seattle! Suck now upon upon our genitals that taste of sea salt and espresso beans( I was going to say salmon there, but then I realized that genitals that taste of oily fish are not usually something to be envied)! Which of your favored sons or daughters will be the next to hear the siren songs of the space needle and be helpless to resist dashing themselves on the pointed rocks of our mountains, rainforests and deserts? WHICH?
Love and kisses,
The Northwest
Fuck you, you smog ridden jerk city! We are stealing the dave formerly known as poopy and wrapping him in the verdant and fresh rain scented arms of Seattle! Suck now upon upon our genitals that taste of sea salt and espresso beans( I was going to say salmon there, but then I realized that genitals that taste of oily fish are not usually something to be envied)! Which of your favored sons or daughters will be the next to hear the siren songs of the space needle and be helpless to resist dashing themselves on the pointed rocks of our mountains, rainforests and deserts? WHICH?
Love and kisses,
The Northwest
