"Hello. I too am a fan of Chuck Palahniuk, Arrested Development and Sarah Silverman (see my latest blog entry!) among many other of your faves, not to mention I also live in N.C., so I thought I'd introduce myself. Glad to meet you."

"so freakin' deliciously pretty and has an awesome taste in music. I want to go to MI and steal her!"

"likes Ween & hates douchebags! A+++++"

"She talks shit so testify! testify!"