I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online flirting.

MY STATUS: single

MY DIET:

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

CIGARETTES: I have black lungs

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

POT: Occasionally

MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Bars, afterparties, home by dawn. Clubbing followed by the all-night diner. Support local music. Go to a show. Internet. All night. Again. When I go out, ANYTHING can happen.

MY PIGEONHOLES: HipHop, Metalhead, Drum & Bass, Geek, Gamer.