IPOD
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As you are a madman, you probably also designed all the f**king one way streets in Chicago, the Boston tunnel, and probably had something to do with Johnny Damon leaving the Red Sox's, and the cancellation of Rocko's Modern Life
To you sir, or mam, I say this.......................
Ok, now that thats out of the way. I hope that life is treating everyone ok. Its been a month since I moved to Creve Coeur and its been a blast so far. Roomate is cool, money is ok, and the chicks did a guy in a Cubs jersey
NOT!
I went to a local bar and forgot that I had my Cubs jersey on.
We walk in.........and the bars go silence. Kind of like when a nun farts.......that quiet. Then, as if they had rehurst it, came the Boo's. I put my head down in shame, and went to outdoor section.
I went to bathroom and a drunk man said, "I was gonna give you shit, but your bigger than I am!"
Hope again that all is well with everyone,
-Josh
Todays Opus Cartoon 
SEP 22, 2006 11:59 PM
I'm willing to bet cash money that the same jack off who devised your I-270 was probably the same brainiac that created our highway 217. It gives new meaning to the word "nightmare" -- especially at rush hour!
Sounds like life is treating you well. That's fantastic, m'dear. Glad to hear it. 
SEP 27, 2006 06:42 AM
"i poop on you" hahahahahaha.........i'm so juvenile.
i went to oxford a while ago and nearly took out a cyclist and a bus. why, you ask..........because some bastard changed the road from one way to two way without telling me. i was mad as hell, all 5ft of me was stamping anger. don't know why i'm sharing that with you, just thought about it. 
great cartoon, i love your cartoons.
take care.
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