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Amanda has put some leftover piccies up of the Kiss set I took in her pics folder. Im a little confused how the picture above didnt manage to to get into the final cut, I suppose its a matter of taste but I cant see anything wrong with it and Im very critical of my own work.
We decided to send to puppy to work for his living
. We have signed him up to an agency for some modeling work and maybe even acting. This could mean that me and the puppy will be doing some travelling around and maybe in a city near you 
.I have also just found a great setting for a new shoot so its just a matter of time before you will get a brand new blinding hot Amanda set
. Poor me its a tough job but someone has to do it .
Happy Halloween Shit I havent been around for ages, sorry peeps.
There's two reasons why:
(1) We've been doing a spot of Decorating.
(2) I couldnt be arsed.
So you may be wondering if Ive been up to anything interesting, nope not really though I did go and see
I.C.O.N the other night which was a good night, many drinks were consumed
(I don't get out often ). We also went to Manchester to spend some penies on some studio lighting (Portaflash Studio Kit 3)
, oh yes no more spot lamps and shite for me Im moveing up in the world, now all I have to do is figure out how all this stuff works. Ok I admitt it Ive had the lighting three days and I still havent had the stuff out of the box, but I have been decorating so Ive had no space to set the stuff up, does anyone want to give me a studio that would be very kind
.
I have a book coming out soon, no I said that wrong there is a book coming out which as some of my photoshopogrphy in it and features the lovely Amanda. Its called "Hot Voyeur Secrets" and its published by Edition Skylight. So far I dont know exactly what pictures they have chosen or how many will feature in the book. You see this all happened a year ago when I sent a disk of my work off to them and they said they are interested in useing my work in book featuring lots of artist and photographers. Months then go by and I thought that was the end of it but then I recieve an email from the editor stating that they have chosen "lots" of photos and I need to send them a portriat picture of myself (obviously) and fill out a questionair. Then again months go by and suddenly I get a contract through the post for me to sign. The contract states that I will be paid for my work in copies of the book which are worth £25 each so ebay here I come . I still don't have clue which work they have used but Im fickle when it comes to my own work so I probably wont like it anyway .
Heres the selling jargon for the book:-
"Photographing a woman as if she were unaware of it is the philosophy of voyeurism"
Bob Guccione/Penthouse
"Seeing is enjoying, seeing is deflowering…" Jean-Paul Sartre
If it's true to say that there's something of the voyeur in everyone, this must especially apply both to the naturally inquisitive and to the world's talented photographers. When the latter focus on the sensuous world of erotic photography, the images they create ooze excitement, and exhibit an indefinable turned-on quality, perfectly capturing the moment the model seems unaware she is being observed. This new collection features more than 30 photographers, all of whom capture the instant the model is utterly relaxed and completely unselfconscious.
Now all I have to do it wait for my copies to come through the door .
and features the lovely Amanda. Its called "Hot Voyeur Secrets" and its published by Edition Skylight. So far I dont know exactly what pictures they have chosen or how many will feature in the book. You see this all happened a year ago when I sent a disk of my work off to them and they said they are interested in useing my work in book featuring lots of artist and photographers. Months then go by and I thought that was the end of it but then I recieve an email from the editor stating that they have chosen "lots" of photos and I need to send them a portriat picture of myself (obviously) and fill out a questionair. Then again months go by and suddenly I get a contract through the post for me to sign. The contract states that I will be paid for my work in copies of the book which are worth £25 each so ebay here I come . I still don't have clue which work they have used but Im fickle when it comes to my own work so I probably wont like it anyway .Heres the selling jargon for the book:-
"Photographing a woman as if she were unaware of it is the philosophy of voyeurism"
Bob Guccione/Penthouse
"Seeing is enjoying, seeing is deflowering…" Jean-Paul Sartre
If it's true to say that there's something of the voyeur in everyone, this must especially apply both to the naturally inquisitive and to the world's talented photographers. When the latter focus on the sensuous world of erotic photography, the images they create ooze excitement, and exhibit an indefinable turned-on quality, perfectly capturing the moment the model seems unaware she is being observed. This new collection features more than 30 photographers, all of whom capture the instant the model is utterly relaxed and completely unselfconscious.
Now all I have to do it wait for my copies to come through the door
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It's not much of a life when you're just a pretty face
Just to be whoever you are is no disgrace
Don't be scared if you don't fit in
Look who's in the reject bin!
It's the Raggy Dolls, Raggy Dolls Dolls like you and me
Raggy Dolls, Raggy Dolls made imperfectly
So if you got a bump on your nose or a lump on your toes
Do not despair
Be like the Raggy Dolls, and say I just don't care
Cause Raggy Dolls, Raggy Dolls
Are happy just to be
Raggy Dolls, Raggy Dolls,
Dolls like you and me!
It's not much of a life when you're just a pretty face
Just to be whoever you are is no disgrace
Look around and you will find
People of every kind
Like the Raggy Dolls, Raggy Dolls
Dolls like you and me
Raggy Dolls, Raggy Dolls
Made imperfectly
So if you're not at ease with your nobbly knees
and your fingers are all thumbs
Stand on your two left feet,
and join our Raggy Doll chums
Cause Raggy Dolls, Raggy Dolls
Are happy just to be
Raggy Dolls, Raggy Dolls
Dolls like you and me!
This is one of Amanda's favorite songs, will someone please tell her to stop singing it
Just to be whoever you are is no disgrace
Don't be scared if you don't fit in
Look who's in the reject bin!
It's the Raggy Dolls, Raggy Dolls Dolls like you and me
Raggy Dolls, Raggy Dolls made imperfectly
So if you got a bump on your nose or a lump on your toes
Do not despair
Be like the Raggy Dolls, and say I just don't care
Cause Raggy Dolls, Raggy Dolls
Are happy just to be
Raggy Dolls, Raggy Dolls,
Dolls like you and me!
It's not much of a life when you're just a pretty face
Just to be whoever you are is no disgrace
Look around and you will find
People of every kind
Like the Raggy Dolls, Raggy Dolls
Dolls like you and me
Raggy Dolls, Raggy Dolls
Made imperfectly
So if you're not at ease with your nobbly knees
and your fingers are all thumbs
Stand on your two left feet,
and join our Raggy Doll chums
Cause Raggy Dolls, Raggy Dolls
Are happy just to be
Raggy Dolls, Raggy Dolls
Dolls like you and me!
This is one of Amanda's favorite songs, will someone please tell her to stop singing it
20 Ways to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and point a
Hair Dryer at passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You to Do Something, Ask If They want Fries
with That.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once everyone has gotten
over Their caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With the Prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go to a Poetry Recital and Ask Why the Poems Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds
All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party
Because You're not in the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You by Your Wrestling Name, Rock Hard.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking Lot, Yelling
"Run for Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To the Economy, We Are Going To
Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. Walk down your local high street wearing a frogman's outfit and shouting "Kelloggs!" at
the top of your voice.
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I have just bought Nick Cave And The Bad Seeds "Abattoir Blues / The Lyre Of Opheus" and Tom Waits "Real Gone"
What was the last album you bought or downloaded?
1. At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and point a
Hair Dryer at passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You to Do Something, Ask If They want Fries
with That.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once everyone has gotten
over Their caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With the Prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go to a Poetry Recital and Ask Why the Poems Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds
All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party
Because You're not in the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You by Your Wrestling Name, Rock Hard.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking Lot, Yelling
"Run for Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To the Economy, We Are Going To
Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. Walk down your local high street wearing a frogman's outfit and shouting "Kelloggs!" at
the top of your voice.
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I have just bought Nick Cave And The Bad Seeds "Abattoir Blues / The Lyre Of Opheus" and Tom Waits "Real Gone"
What was the last album you bought or downloaded?
I've nothing much to say or at least nothing very interesting to say so I will take you on a sight seeing tour of Bradford 
.
Hope you enjoyed the journey
.Hope you enjoyed the journey
Boy its been a shite day, the shitest in fact. Diablo the Sand Boa was taken to the vets today in Bradford (I hate Bradford) where they have a specialist vet which deals with exotics like snakes and Parrots. Many tests were done on the poor little fellow which included an x-ray and swab samples but she didnt really have a clue what the problem was, the swabs and blood samples needed to be sent off so it was hard to diagnose until she gets the results. He was given a dose of antibiotics and painkillers and I was instructed on how to inject him with antibiotics for the next two weeks. the whole 20 mins cost us a nearly £160 .
On the way back we got pissed wet through and managed to miss the train home so we had to wait an hour for the next one. When we finally caught the train it was packed so we had to stand for most of the journey home
Anyway to cut a longer story short we got home and found that Diablo had died, he was three years old
Diablo is the one on the left (he's about to shed his skin) and Kachina, his girlfriend is on the right.
Did you know that snakes are real life zombies, they can continue to move for up to an hour after they have died
Sorry for the depressing journal
.On the way back we got pissed wet through and managed to miss the train home so we had to wait an hour for the next one. When we finally caught the train it was packed so we had to stand for most of the journey home
Anyway to cut a longer story short we got home and found that Diablo had died, he was three years old
Diablo is the one on the left (he's about to shed his skin) and Kachina, his girlfriend is on the right.
Did you know that snakes are real life zombies, they can continue to move for up to an hour after they have died
Sorry for the depressing journal
Ive had a busy week taking photos of my freinds band and photoshoping them to death. I don't think they will mind if I call them the most unphotogenic group to ever to grace my camera lense. I have somehow managed to pull it off though even if I do say so myself .
Oh hi by the way *Waves*
.Oh hi by the way *Waves*
