Last Night I lost an inch or two. Amanda decided I was long over due for a hair cut , there's a good chance I may lose yet another inch or two tonight cause I can still manage to tie my hair back and Amanda hates It when I tie it back, which is most of the time .

We went to town today to get my tattoo retouched so we took the puppy with us for a little day out (he likes the bus ride). Has usual we was constantly stopped by people wanting to stroke the little fella. All went well untill he met an elderly lady he didn't seem to like the smell of, she held out her fingers for him to smell which he reluctantly did and she said "Aww you can smell my pussy can't you" . Childish I know but it still tickled me.

Ok back too work for me.

Heres two new photos from a shoot I did with Amanda during the week. Keep an eye out for the set appearing in Amanda's journal pics soon (cause Im nice like that). Im sure the photoshoped versions will appear here later on .






Edit......................

The full set can now be seen in Amanda's Siren Shoot Album.

My computers been fixed yet again, this must be the year of the fucked up computer . Its getting to the point where I don't want to touch the damn thing in case it goes wazzy on me again.

I was meant to be doing a shoot of Amanda (for my own work) this week but things got in the way. there is a slight chance we can do one tonight if all goes well *crosses fingers*.

Look who I found in the kitchen last night. I found him near the fridge, Im sure he thought it was self service . Lucky for me he's one of mine or I may have been a bit freaked out to find a five foot snake in my kitchen. I wouldn't mind so much but the puppy keeps letting him out of his vivarium, (twice in one week). I need to make his viv dog proof me thinks . Oden is also probably the thickest snake out of the lot so it was fortunate it was him who got free and not Venger cause he's a super stealthy snake who can go missing for up to a year. One year I found Venger up the tree in the front garden . The moral of this story is "If you don't like snakes dont live next door to me and Amanda" .

Me and ^the femme^ are looking into buying a house of our very own which will be fantastic. Amanda's mum has inherited a house and we are thinking of buying it off her. Unfortunatly the house is still in this shite hole of a town which we would rather move from but at least its a step on the property ladder which isnt easy to get onto these days .
Im kinda excited about the all thing. We can do it up and in a few years sell it and move from this town to pastures new .

Tomorrow im going to get my tattoo retouched so I have all the intense itching to look forward to agian. Oh well it will be worth it .

Im going to change my name, I dont really feel like a Dwight_Fry and I want to change my name to something contected to my website.

Here are a few ideas. please choose one, or if you have any other ideas tell me

1) Sirender

2) Sirenacide

3) Siren_Shooter

4) Sirenetic

And Demosthenes Im not going to call myself Jim so dont even go there

Oh um nothing to say so heres some piccies instead

Shit I'm bored, but worse than that I'm lazy and can't be arsed to write anything. Oh well .

OK here's a little thought for you. I believe cats are intelligent beings sent down from another planet to take over the earth by pretending to be sweet cute and adorable little fur balls while in reality they are actually an elite highly trained army. They just sit on our laps waiting for the signal to wipe us off the face of the planet and take over for once and for all.
Think about it they've been here for years, who do you think built the pyramids, the Egyptians NO it was the cats, and what happened to the Egyptians? The cats ate them.




Oh and one more thing, T Rex once like us thought he ruled the earth that was untill he met Mr Tiddles the ginger tom who pussy whiped him and his friends into extinction. So let this be a warning to you all, don't come crying to me when your facing kitty oblivion.

Don't sing me lullabies
I won't close my eyes,
I can't close my eyes
It's true,
I'm doomed
'til dawn
shines through
Got too many things to do
Got friends to see,
I can't miss a thing
It's true,
I'm through
I'm screwed,
unglued

I won't close my eyes, I can't close my eyes,
I never close my eyes
You see, they're always there with funny hair,
Oh, I'm so scared

It happens to me every night
Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me
They always want to take a bite
Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me
And if you think this isn't real
I'll show you wounds that never heal
To them I'm just a happy meal
Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me

Make the coffee black as night
Help me through the night
I know their appetite for me
I'm meat
but I'm sweet
as can be
And if I do too much booze
I begin to snooze
I hear the big old floppy shoes
It's true,
I'm stew,
unchewed

I won't close my eyes, I can't close my eyes,
I never close my eyes
See, they're always there with that funny hair,
Oh, I'm so scared

It happens to me every night
Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me
They always want to take a bite
Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me
And if you think this isn't real
I'll show you wounds that never heal
To them I'm just a happy meal
Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me

Lyrics By Alice Cooper.

Clowns have freaked me out for year ever since I saw Poltergeist when I was a wee nipper. The part where the young boys clown vanishes from the chair at the bottom of his bed and the next minute its jumping from under his bed and throttling the kid. I say the damn kid deserved it for keeping such a nasty fucking thing in the first palce .

What gives you the eebie jeebies and why?