into: Comic books, comedy, girls who are not into me

makes me happy: Good conversation, ridiculous laughs, non-sequiters

makes me sad: I dunno, the fact that my life is basically controlled by rich old guys that don't know me?

5 things i can't live without: Comics, Dr Pepper, Cinnamon Toothpaste, Bad Print Shirts, and a radio.

vices: Dr Pepper, Candy

thoughts on sg: I love it

occupation: Comic Shop guy

current crush: That would be telling.

stats: Short

body mods: A tattoo

gets me hot: Girls wearing superhero underoos. That KILLS me.

favorite position: Something I affectionately refer to as Pac-Sex

fantasy: Yeah... I'm not really going to admit any fantasies to anonymous people, besides the one where I have millions of dollars dropped on me while in the throes of passion

sign: This is a Dark Ride

most humbling moment: When Henry Rollins stopped his show to make fun of me in front of 2000 people I vaguely knew.

i lost my virginity: On the top bunk of a bunk bed. Sexy, huh?

CIGARETTES: "I'm giving up"

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal

POT: Occasionally

MY STATUS: single

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Bars, afterparties, home by dawn., Support local music. Go to a show., A long, slow, late dinner with friends., Stay in and watch old movies on tv., When I go out, ANYTHING can happen.

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: Indie Rocker, Hipster, Rockabilly, Geek, Fuck you, I defy categories