I wish I could be like maynard james keenan, I have the short thing down but what I really need is to have this false sense that I'm the next messiah and that everyone should bow down to my mediocracy. It would would lovely to waltz through life as a C student who just believes that all his teachers were wrong in grading and that everything he puts out is life changing A+ material. In short, TOOL is ok, and will never be more than that. All the songs sound similar and there is no real range to the vocals or music. Fuck you Maynard James Keenan, your wine sucks.

