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JANUARY 1, 2012 @ 04:46 PM


Deep in reflection, I thought to myself: I wish I had a classy British accent. 'Why?' me brain replies. Well lad, because it simply does not sound half as bad when making lewd comments to women. Upon this revelation of epic proportions, I decided to go in font of the mirror and give it a go...

First attempt. Me, as a typical French Canadian: Heille beubé, I want to fuck you sti!

The second attempt. Me, as faithful as I can to a reproduction of an Oxfordphone: Hello beautiful, I would perform all sorts of severe sexual misconducts on that tight little fleshy unit of yours.

Ladies? Any thoughts? What say you!?

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desdmonia

desdmonia

USA
September 2007

JAN 01, 2012 04:51 PM

i wish you had a sexy irish accent. then you could make my clothes instantly fall off.

in my level of sexiness i'd say british and french are about the same. the irish fucking kill me. :swoon:

desdmonia

desdmonia

USA
September 2007

JAN 01, 2012 05:15 PM

i actually would put australian on the same level.

what the hell, everything is on the same level except for irish. irish accents win for me.

and, hellooooo! come to dc/va and you'll have some of these stories too! ill bring ya to the bdsm club biggrin

desdmonia

desdmonia

USA
September 2007

JAN 01, 2012 05:24 PM

oh, and bring your irish friend too. tongue

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just kidding, i wouldn't want to spoil your cuteness

desdmonia

desdmonia

USA
September 2007

JAN 01, 2012 05:32 PM

eh, i guess i can settle for just you tongue wink

desdmonia

desdmonia

USA
September 2007

JAN 01, 2012 05:32 PM

jesus, i am totally a god damn pervert.

PeccaviGianna

PeccaviGianna

Alexandria, VA
April 2009

JAN 02, 2012 02:58 AM

Hahaha anyone that is bold enough to say some shit like that to me is alright in my book. Shots for u and i.

desdmonia

desdmonia

USA
September 2007

JAN 02, 2012 03:13 AM

kiss

Virtue_

Virtue_

HOPEFUL

Philadelphia, PA

JAN 02, 2012 07:39 AM

Gotta say- I melt for a British accent wink

Virtue_

Virtue_

HOPEFUL

Philadelphia, PA

JAN 02, 2012 08:15 PM

Yes, sir smile

Hyatt

Hyatt

Australia
November 2008

JAN 03, 2012 06:24 AM

Haha yes. It's because of that video that my mother gave water to koalas at the park!

tbars

tbars

I'm lost
September 2011

JAN 04, 2012 01:47 PM

I am all for the accent - so sexy, although any accents are smile

Um, and yes I agree with you, girls can pretty much lick anything and get away with it. Boys - not so much smile

Venom

Venom

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

JAN 05, 2012 09:18 PM

lots of likes! smile

Sunspun

Sunspun

Canada
December 2010

JAN 07, 2012 03:05 PM

Oh yes. Lady #1 has been featured in more than a few of my dreams lately. She reminds me of Eden.

tbars

tbars

I'm lost
September 2011

JAN 10, 2012 04:29 PM

I guess with a hot naked body - who's looking at the face wink?

tbars

tbars

I'm lost
September 2011

JAN 10, 2012 06:12 PM

I love that, that was exactly what I needed to hear, thanks hun!!

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