Wow, I really don't post here much anymore. It's not that I don't have a lot to say, just that this isn't the best forum. Hell I I'm lucky if more than one person reads anything I post here. A lot has occurred over the past year or so, got a couple of new tattoos, was in a pretty serious relationship for about 6 months, got a promotion, and moved across the country.
Its kind of strange to go back and reread some of my older posts. Its like reading someone elses writing. I'm such a completely different person than I was even a couple of years ago.
Look for more updates soon, don't have the internet at home yet, making this post from my phone. Its pretty labor intensive to do so, you all will have to wait for minor updates til then.
Its kind of strange to go back and reread some of my older posts. Its like reading someone elses writing. I'm such a completely different person than I was even a couple of years ago.
Look for more updates soon, don't have the internet at home yet, making this post from my phone. Its pretty labor intensive to do so, you all will have to wait for minor updates til then.
I find the most peculiar things hilarious. Yesterday at work, as I was taking a piss I heard a guy in one of the stalls proclaim loudly. "I blew an ass-gasket up in this motherfucker. Goddamn!" I laughed out loud, I'm certain that if I had been drinking something it would have shot out my nose. Life never gets old when you get to interact with the staggering amount of retarded people I come across every day at work.
Here's a bit I'm trying to work into my eventual stand up comedy routine, not perfected yet, lemme know if you think it's funny.
One of the major differences I've noticed about men and women, well besides the "innie, outie" thing is our ass cracks. For the longest time I was convinced that women didn't have an ass crack. Guys will wear a pair of jeans pulled up to their sternums and when the bend slightly to reach for change in their pockets BAM! ass crack leaps from out of their pants. Women on the other hand wear those low riding jeans, you know the kind that you can tell whether or not she keeps grass off the playground, and they bend over and there is nothing! Nary a glimpse of a coin slot even, how is this possible I used to wonder. Then it hit me, we all have the same amount of crack, theirs is just slid forward a few more inches.
Here's a bit I'm trying to work into my eventual stand up comedy routine, not perfected yet, lemme know if you think it's funny.
One of the major differences I've noticed about men and women, well besides the "innie, outie" thing is our ass cracks. For the longest time I was convinced that women didn't have an ass crack. Guys will wear a pair of jeans pulled up to their sternums and when the bend slightly to reach for change in their pockets BAM! ass crack leaps from out of their pants. Women on the other hand wear those low riding jeans, you know the kind that you can tell whether or not she keeps grass off the playground, and they bend over and there is nothing! Nary a glimpse of a coin slot even, how is this possible I used to wonder. Then it hit me, we all have the same amount of crack, theirs is just slid forward a few more inches.
