I like this picture, because it looks like Ed is winking or making a skeptical face. Also, I'm not wearing makeup and I still think I look decent.

I went to an animal communications class on Sunday. Yeah, like I went to learn how to talk to animals telepathically. Needless to say, it didn't work so much for me. However, the lady teaching the class said I need to stop cussing so much around my dogs because my puppy thinks it's hilarious to say "fuck" over and over.

Well fuck.

In other news, my new apartment still is barely furnished. I have an appointment in 2 weeks to finish my sleeve. I can hardly afford cigarettes (thanks Chicago for raising taxes on those again) and all I want is ice cream.

Until I un-archived, it had been a very long time since I took a look at So Fresh and So Clean

I gotta say, hot DAMN I'm into it.

Is it too late to turn it pink? I wonder...


Never have I been so in love with my curves

So, I think you guys deserve an update. A lot has happened in the past 2 years (I can't believe its been that long)

Ok. My boyfriend and I had moved in with eachother. We were living happily, and even got another dog!


That's Edgar! He's our little crust punk, when we first got him he was crusty and almost hairless

That brought our dog total up to 4 including Matilda, and his two.

I know you can't forget this face.

Our apartment became a little crowded with 4 dogs and two people, so we decided to buy a house. That was a long journey, but in July we finally moved into our new house. That was a good thing... because I had decided to start fostering for a local rescue

Well, we were foster failures, which is how we ended up with...

Norman! In this photo, he was 4 months old. He's now about 9 months, he's a pittie and he's my baby!


Our posse.


Well...I just moved out and my relationship is over/on hold. And that fucking sucks, but its life. We'll see.

I also got a few new tattoos and have started finishing my sleeve!

Leg

Shoulder

Tramp stamp. Bonus if you know what that's from.

At the moment, its 7am and I haven't had any coffee yet...so thats all I can think of.

EDIT
Oh yeah.. and my hair got long!

SUP BITCHES


Remember me?

I've decided to archive.

Its not a bad thing! I still love you! I just have other things I would like to do with my life.

Its not you, its me.

You deserve better.

More break up cliches.

I've met some awesome people, had some awesome times, and seen some awesome bewbs.

Its been real, SG!

Darla, out.

Some of you may not know this, but I, Darla Suicide, am a drunk.

I'm so ashamed. Only not really.

HOWEVER. I don't smoke weed. So naturally, on 4/20, I feel a bit left out.

SO I PROPOSE THIS:

On 4/21, we make it "National Drunkard Day"

Then us drunks have something to celebrate, yeah?

Happy Cleanapalooza everyone!

What is Cleanapalooza? Well, you see, I'm incredibly messy and insanely busy. So once a month or so, I spend the whole day cleaning and chain smoking.

Kraven followed my lead on making Bella Boo dance in her blog, so I came back with a new one!

I'm tired as hell after a long work week, I swear I can be pretty sometimes.
I just don't wear makeup/do my hair for work. Or shower for that matter.

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White girl got no moves.

What happens when Darla is hungover and Matilda is giving her judging looks? The Pekedance!
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The weird purring sound you hear is her growling at the people in our alley.

I make myself laugh.

There are a lot of sick fucks in this world.



Patrick the Miracle Dog

Patrick

WARNING:
The photos /videos in this spoiler are very graphic and EXTREMELY upsetting, at least to me.

If you watch this and feel nothing, you are no friend of mine. And I mean that with my whole heart and soul.

If you are a fan of Michael Vick, or see no problem in treating animals like objects and think it's 'entertaining' to see Pitbulls fight, or Greyhounds race; you are no friend of mine.

People, it's one think not to be a dog person or an animal person, but it's another to not see animals as what they are: living, breathing creatures of this earth.

For more info on how you can help suffering animals around the country visit:
ASPCA.org