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Changing the name of Pac Bell park is the greatest thing the Board of Supervisors has thought of in the last five years.

You can't tell me Matt is a sports fan though.

What is sex again?

I don't have a lot to report. I spent four nights in a row at Jiu Jitsu and the girlie has started accusing me of not being interested in sex anymore. I've been working sixty hour work weeks and am usually tired most of the time, as of late. I miss booze.

I am, actually, really happy.

I couldn't really make a new thread on the boards but I set a personal best yesterday. I ran five miles in thirty nine minutes. I'm pretty proud of that. Got me thinking about personal bests.

Where have they gone? Nobody but sports stars are sharing the PB's. Feel free to post them here on my page. Be proud of your important or mundane accomplishments.

AND FREE BEER FOR EVERYONE!

Okay. So I'm easily entertained. So I'm an un-cultured schmuck who wouldn't know a masterpiece if it bit him in the ass.

Look, I liked the Matrix Revolutions. I thought it was cool and I had a blast at the Parkway Theater seeing it. Fucking flay my skin, and burn me with lye but I don't always need art to be entertained.

And for everybody who says they hated the last two Matrix movies, I bet you liked Pirates of the Caribean.

My girlfriend took all of my Vicodin that I keep laying around for sports injuries. I fucked my neck up at Jiu Jitsu and now I don't have any relief. I'm really pissed off. Out of the 100+ pills prescribed to me I got two. I have no recreational interest in Vicodin. I really liked having it around in the event of painfull injury that is refractory to Advil. But now that's fucked. Great.

Not only that, but she promised that she'd keep like five around for just this type of thing. Vent, vent, vent, vent, vent.

Is it just me or is that inconsiderate?

I got my body fat tested today. I came in at 5.5% I don't know how I feel about that. I was at 10% last time I was checked and I don't think I look too much different. I worry that I have a little body dysmorphia.

I've gotta stop watching Woody Allen movies, they make me neurotic.

I don't know what it is but I've been way into the 'hand-pumped' ales lately. That and 'cellar temperature.'

Not so much diggin the IPA I'm drinking though. It's alright but it's no Gretsky.