WHO HAS AWAKEN ME FROM MY SLUMBAAARR?

Thanks Brenda. The only other option is Chris, and I'm sure he'd rather have a bottle to be angry at the sun with. Or I guess it could be some psycho stalker. Or Suicide Girls themselves, using this as some sort of ruse to get back some old members from retirement.

I'm getting fucking OLD. I used to love this site, but my view of the women has changed. I used to think, 'Man, look at that fucked up chick. She's so goddamn hot with those quadruple zero gauge hoops in her ears and the green hair and tatoo that covers her torso.'

Now I think, 'Shit, poor little girl must have had some shit happen to her in her life. Someone needs a hug. And a shrink.' Why I even looked at a bunch of sets today and my little guy didn't move. Not even a little happy jumpy jump.

But oh well. During these three months I will most certainly take advantage of the Battlestar Gallactica group and maybe see if there's a group for Joss Whedon. And Lost. And Heroes, so I can join in on the collective shit-talking. Man that show took a dive.

Ugh, I actually do read Playboy for the articles.

Anyway, thanks Bren! And if Chris did this, then that's kinda gay, dude.