One of my kitties is determined to not let me read in peace...
She acts like she gets no attention, yet she's the one I love on the most. Spoiled brat.
She acts like she gets no attention, yet she's the one I love on the most. Spoiled brat.
This election season, I don't like any of the two-party candidates, so I'm voting for a United Westeros!
This made me larf:
Anagrams always remind me of an incident I had in my high school American history class. We were learning about the Nixon administration, including his vice president, Spiro Agnew. It just so happened that the night before this class discussion, I learned that "Spiro Agnew" is an anagram for "grow a penis". I was gleefully sharing this with the person seated next to me via hushed whispers, so as not to disturb the class.
Well, my teacher saw me talking to someone while he was speaking and said, loudly, "Would you like to share that with the class?!" Of course, he had no idea what I'd just told my neighbor, but I was more than happy to share it with the class. When I said out loud that Spiro Agnew is an anagram for "grow a penis", the entire class erupted in laughter & the teacher lost control of the class for the next few minutes, as every student was busy pulling out paper & pen to see if it was true. (It is. Check it yourself).
I'm quite sure my teacher regretted asking me to share anything with the class.
Anagrams always remind me of an incident I had in my high school American history class. We were learning about the Nixon administration, including his vice president, Spiro Agnew. It just so happened that the night before this class discussion, I learned that "Spiro Agnew" is an anagram for "grow a penis". I was gleefully sharing this with the person seated next to me via hushed whispers, so as not to disturb the class.
Well, my teacher saw me talking to someone while he was speaking and said, loudly, "Would you like to share that with the class?!" Of course, he had no idea what I'd just told my neighbor, but I was more than happy to share it with the class. When I said out loud that Spiro Agnew is an anagram for "grow a penis", the entire class erupted in laughter & the teacher lost control of the class for the next few minutes, as every student was busy pulling out paper & pen to see if it was true. (It is. Check it yourself).
I'm quite sure my teacher regretted asking me to share anything with the class.
Please point me in the direction of the tumblrs that you like. Funny, sexy, naughty, fun, beautiful... whatever. I am new to tumblr and looking to explore.
Last night I had a dream that featured Meryl Streep. Her performance was a little flat. I should have cast someone else.
Boredom + kitty + iPhone =
Really, I should be doing something more productive like reading a book.
Really, I should be doing something more productive like reading a book.
Tom Waits + Cookie Monster = perfect!
I will never again be able to listen to Tom Waits in the same way.
I will never again be able to listen to Tom Waits in the same way.
