"This guy rocks. Wears AWESOME trainers and is fantabulous to his friends. He rules. x"

"Hey there Damian! Thanks for the friendship dude!"

"Is a Twanker like me "

"Makes a mean fry up and is rather handy at directing taxi drivers whilst several rather tired and drunken people babble away in the background."

"I've been trying to think of something witty for a few days.. But I have been unable to find anything suitable to describe just how much Damian means to me. He is the closest friend I have ever had, he seen me at my worst and not been scared off (yet!). I'd like to say he has seen me at my best - but I am always doing something stupid so i don't think anyone has seen that. He always has the ability to make me laugh, and even though I say I hate it - him taking the piss out of me is really rather funny. Now I have put that in writing, the insults will never end. He also doesn't seem to mind the fact that I am ginger. I am therefore very lucky to have him as a friend in more ways than one!"