bands:

1. Scorn
2. Godflesh
3. Carcass
4. Public Enemy
5. A Tribe Called Quest
6. Bob Marley
7. Crash Worship
8. Prong
9. Clutch
10. Rob Zombie

films:

1. A Clockwork Orange
2. Blue Velvet
3. Raiders of the Lost Ark
4. It's a Wonderful Life
5. The Princess Bride
6. Baraka
7. Kundun
8. The Cook, the Thief, His Wife And Her Lover
9. Pink Flamingos
10. Star Wars - The Empire Strikes Back

books:

1. anything by Douglas Adams
2. Tao te Ching
3. Black Elk Speaks
4. D&D Forgotten Realms series
5. The Far Side
6. Calvin & Hobbes
7. Harry Potter on AUDIO BOOKS
8. Ishmael by Daniel Quinn
9. The Four Noble Truths
10. To Serve and Submit, by Susan Wright

tv shows:

1. Twin Peaks
2. UFC/Pride
3. TNA Impact!/R.O.H. wrestling
4. Robotech
5. Family Guy
6. Lost
7. The Simpsons
8. The Sopranos
9. Star Trek (the original)
10. Dark Angel

Video Games:

1. www.virtualnes.com OLD SCHOOL!!!
2. God of War series
3. RBI Baseball
4. The Cyclone (REAL pinball)
5. Bioshock
6. Madden football
7. Final Fantasy VII
8. Yahoo! Chess
9. World Of Warcraft
10. Ms. Pacman

into: pristine nature and societal freaks

not into: hatred

makes me happy: I am easily amused.

makes me sad: 20/20 hindsight

hobbies: hiking, swimming, beach bum, girl-watching, strip clubs,

5 things i can't live without: hammer, stethoscope, hair conditioner, locking collar, stereo

vices: candy. I love candy! Also, not asking for help or assistance when I should.

thoughts on sg: I like it

i spend most of my free time: masturbating

occupation: nurse/carpenter/freak

current crush: Natalie Portman & Selena Gomez

stats: Lived in New Haven, CT for a few years, recently moved back home to Baltimore.

body mods: Surgical scars don't count?

heroes: Bhante Dharmawara, Gandhi

gets me hot: young, hot chicks shackled to medieval torture devices

favorite position: The Satan's Pretzel

fantasy: I want to die as an old man of a heart attack during orgasm in a menage a trois with two college cheerleaders.

sign: Will Work For Food, Sex, or Money

most humbling moment: It was 1st or 2nd grade. A classmate brought in a bird's nest with a couple of eggs in it for show-and-tell. The whole class was gathered around and we took turns touching the robin's nest & eggs. I accidentally crushed an egg in my fingers. I felt like a complete shithead.

i lost my virginity: Nonsense! I've only misplaced it. ...I think I left it with my keys somewhere...

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: single

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Support local music. Go to a show.

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship

MY PIGEONHOLES: Hardcore, Jazz Cat, Indie Rocker, Metalhead, Hippy, Bookworm, Fetish, Gamer, Fuck you, I defy categories