Gorgonzola!

For some reason that Pepsi commercial where the two actors just say the words of italian food got is stuck in my head. By either chance Hello SG Land. Newest update: Life's good. Just came back from a little get together with friends and I'm feeling pretty good. Hope you guys are too.

Nothing really new going on. Stay tuned though according to my Horoscope this months about to get interesting.

Hola~ SG - Land of the Beautiful, Artistic, and (yes) Naked.

It's been a bit so I figured I'd add some new ramblings today to entertain my adoring Public
( I Kid! I Kid!! )
D_Patron's Update On Life, Love, And The State of Our Metaphysical Being:

Life: Still in Neutral, but I'm pretty sure 'the clutch is down, and my hand is on the stick shift'. 1st gear here I come!!!

Love: I met my true love, and soul mate a long time ago. So for those of you who don't believe, I can tell you it does exist. Where is she now? Hmmm... I don't know I was only 13 then and not mentally prepared for the experience. Fast forward to next Lifetime.

Our State of Being: The almighty "Dollar" (the only True Evil that exists, other than Coffee) continues to ravage our lives and force us to degrade our minds, bodies and souls for it's sadistic pleasures. Were that we could break the capitalistic chains - (maybe) things would be better, but then we'd probably have some kind of civilizational relapse where we go back to a feudal lord system or clans/tribal lifestyle. I don't think most of us would be able to hack it - "What I can't have Jimmy as a friend on Face Book cause he's from the Fender Tribe and we're Stratocasters?! SCREW THAT MAN!"

... hmmm it all made sense up until that last line Well you know what they say Genius and Madness often go hand in hand

Thank you for reading. Now I', going to go watch Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen cause I procrastinated and ended up missing it when it was in theatres.

{Edit} 1 Hour later I am still here... Damn You, SG! Why do you make me love you so...

Oh yeah almost forgot! I'm considering changing my name from D_Patron to _Sponsor_ in honor of that new hip hop song "Sponsor" (for those who have heard it) which pretty much describes me to a tee. Let me know what y'all think.

Pirates Or Ninjas? Which one do you prefer? I think it goes without saying for anyone who knows me, I'm a Ninja Fan. Throwing Stars, caltrops, itching/sneezing powder, poison darts, all make for a romantic evening for me
Ok Ok so I am just joking, at least about the itching/sneezing powder... I Kiiiid, I Kiiiid! Life's good, I lost a major deal last week but I am learning that "You can't win them all so just be happy."
On happier notes my friends broke up and got back together which is good. Hope you all are doing well in whatever situations you are in.

Hello! Bloggy McBloggins here, live on the scene from D_Patrons wild ass SOLO party! It has been revealed that D_Patron is hosting a wild ass party but the rest of the world is not invited. ...That's absolutely correct, Chuck, Patron was quoted as saying, and I quote, "Fuck - It... I'm -" ... One moment here, Chuck, I can't make out his scribble scratch... Ah here we go, "I'm tired of being mr. nice guy, no one's invited to my party! (Inhale - Hold - exhale *CHOKE CHOKE*)" ...wait I think there's more, Chuck... and I quote "Next Line: Fuck - it. Why - am - I - typing - this - shit? (Hit It Again. Inhale - Hold - Exhale *WhEeZe*")" As you can see, Chuck, D_Patron is kicking off 2010 like he's never done before. Now back to you.

Editor's Note: And if anyone tries to tell me I typed this I will deny it and say it was a prank!. (HAZE CLEARING)

2010 is finally here! I don't know why but as soon as it struck midnight Jan 1st everything just seems to be better. Maybe its just me but I'm feeling more optimistic about life than I ever have. I know some people don't believe in New Years Resolutions but I made one last year I was able to keep and this year I made 5 important ones I plan on keeping. The first and foremost one was to let myself have some fun. If you guys are "Resolutionist" let me know which one's top on your list.

The Holidays are upon us! Flee! Flee! Flee!!! I say lest their dreaded wallet thinning and money sapping powers leave you wandering around at work wondering what you're doing there and why you have nothing to show for it! Is that a "Bah-Humbug!" I hear?! No! I'm not saying the holidays are bad just the required gift giving that leaves you feeling drained and inadequate after it's all said and done.
But enough of the grumpy stuff! New Years is almost here which means its time to get wasted! Fear not friends for I am being safe my friends and I are going to take a taxi to the club from my house (which is like 10 mins from there) and then back to drink and pass out in a state of debauched revelry. No I am not an Alcoholic (Mardi Gras is a special occasion) New Years is one of the few times I let myself go. So I say to you all, "PARTY ON DOODS!!!" and be safe! Don't drink and drive PLEASE! Seriously. Blog you bizotches Next Year!!!

*yaaawwwn* I guess it's time for me to ramble on some more. Just got back from another business trip with those same suits I mentioned a couple months ago. They're happy cause the customer is happy and business is good - Translation: Job security intact for the moment = Celebration at whatever strip club I decide on tonight. Other than that life's been kind of in neutral for me, not up or down... just static/routine.
It's funny when you're a kid you can't wait to grow up get out of highschool and do "grown up stuff" then when you get there you realize it's not all its cracked up to be and you should have stayed a kid.
No complaint's here mind you. I know that there's tons of people worse off out there.

In other news, something profound did happen to me a few weeks ago or near me. It was Halloween night. I decided to go out to a friends party cause she invited me so I was obligated to go (I have a very hard time saying no). While there I met up with a fellow "Clubber" and she invited me to go to the Dock with her (local gay/lesbian/alternative dance club). So we went. She proceeded to be a social butterfly and I adopted my strong silent type routine. It's the way I like it. The night was progressing nicely and things were looking pretty good. The bar was hosting fetish night and as part of their show they did a BDSM act featuring one of the bar's Three Queens. If you aren't familiar with what I mean I'll explain. At each club/bar/whatever you'll have your regulars and among the regulars there will be those that are the centers of attention or most popular/promiscuous. In Gothic settings I refer to these people as the Kings and Queens. Now back to the story.

The queen performing tonight was a very beautiful and outgoing model that also was a co-DJ and promoter for the club. I admired her very much indeed and had had a couple occasions to speak with her as she was acquainted with a friend who also happened to be a model. The show was great, consisting of whipped cream, duct tape, and handcuffs, I'll let your imaginations do the rest.
Sadly I had to leave my social butterfly date as I had to work the next day, fear not she was quite inebriated and at loathe to leave (so I didn't feel bad at all). Now for the punchline...

The next day I was at work and I receive a text from my model friend whom I mentioned above (the friend of the Queen) telling me that the Queen from last night had committed suicide just hours after I saw her. To this date I cannot describe how I felt and still feel. Shock was one thing, Outrage another, a profound sense of loss was in there somewhere as well. I just can't understand why/how someone can justify ending their lives. My friend proceeded to give me some details about her life, but even with all the hardships she faced, I just cannot accept it.

That was the day when my emotions just kind of shut down. I used to get really anxious, agitated, excited, sad, moody etc. But it all just stopped and now I'm just in neutral. I guess it could be sadness or depression but I don't feel hopeless. It's just something that really hit me somewhere, cause I kept asking myself, "Was there anything I could have done? If I had been more outgoing, more involved? Could I have made a difference?" It's a question I invite all of you to ask yourselves when you look at the people around you. We're all connected and each one of us can make a difference in someone's life. No matter if you're sitting right next to them or 5000 miles away in front of a computer screen.

4 Score and several months ago, I set out on an adventure. Not one of my choosing, mind you. It all began with a visit to my desk (at the somewhat large company I work for - understatement) from my supervisor to tell me I was going on a business trip with a bunch of suits and I would be stuck in the car with them for 4 hours. This was the beginning of my descent into social suicide. To make a long story short my plans for the most awesome SG Ohio Dinner Night (which I missed) were cancelled. And I spent the weekend preparing a presentation for a business meeting with another company I had very little information on. Yes this is my QQ session but its almost done.
The trip was only a minor disaster, Category 2 hurricane versus a Hurricane Katrina. But for the last 4 months I forget how long its been. I've been chained to my office and laptop, and socializing just hasn't been easy, online and off. Anyways, for those who wondered - nope not dead, they still haven't managed to deport me (my Green Card is an authentic forgery), and yes I am that guy that beat you with the 114 hit combo on Marvel vs. Capcom Online for X-Box 360. More updates and ramblings to come if I wake up from the sleep deprived stupor I am in. Ciao for now!

HOLEEEYYY SHIZNITZ @.@ Did you see that Fight Club set?! My gawd this is why I love women! I come home from a grueling day at work plop down in front of the screen and BAM! Pure Ohio SG goodness rocks my face off. My day just got elevated to the Nth degree - the drama all fades away and I know that yes there is a God out there cause he gave us sexy, crazy, swanky, cool, in your face women to help us men figure shit out! Sure sometimes we can get confused when we can't figure out what they're trying to tell us but hey that can be fun too.

Even better this weekend is the SG Ohio gathering and after today I would not miss it for the world! Fuck! I have to buy a digital camera now, looks like that new computer monitor will have to wait - tax money arrives on Friday FYI. Life's good. Just want to say thanks to all that gave their feed back on my drama. Definitely made a difference and helped me get through the day. Update: everything's fine.