age: 31 (Oct 15, 1980)

MEMBER SINCE: October 2005

occupation: I Lay Back and Think of England (Attorney)

makes me sad: Working. Women. Midget Clowns. My Blackberry.

makes me happy: I wish I knew

i lost my virginity: While watching 'A Clockwork Orange'

body mods: Sadly none

sign: Caution: Deaf Child at Play

gets me hot: Lying to my boss; Fucking your girlfriend.

into: I'm working on my photography, trying to transition from lanscapes to people.

fantasy: "Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate"

most humbling moment: Junior high

stats: Typical geek boy