It's been a while since I wrote anything meaningful. I'm getting all lovey-dovey and soft. Paradoxically, I'm getting less soft on the outside. Hooray for the Poverty Diet! I'm turning into a fucking Junior Mint: Bitter, dark and hard on the outside; creamy, sweet and pleasant inside. Disgusting.

I'm losing my edge.

I visited my local ex, Kat, and her roomie today. In talking with her I realized thatI have no idea why I dated her initially. I'm okay with that, really. She's just not my type. Probably never was.

Problem: since my last relationship revelation, my standards are about 5 times higher. I am officially impossible. I'm just being pessimistic.

I'm in the market for a nice mid-range girlfriend. Know any applicants?